Vulcan Pickup Lines
I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it from here and part II is apparently here:
“Cadet Uhura.”
“Yes, Professor Spock?”
“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”
“Oh?”
“Indeed. It is to be a small celebratory gathering.”
“Oh, that sounds fantastic. Where are you planning on holding it?”
“Ah, that is-ahem-I intend to host this event within the confines of my regulation issued uniform slacks.”
“...wa...wait.”
“Yes?”
“...did you just...”
“Did I just...?”
“Invite me-uh-Yes.”
“Yes?”
“I would love to come to a party in your pants, Spock.”
“That is most...agreeable.”
Alternate concepts included:
"I am concerned that you are not showing signs of fatigue, Cadet Uhura, as you have been vigorously sprinting through the confines of my subconscious since dawn."
And:
"Cadet Uhura, might I inquire as to whether or not you suffered physical discomfort upon falling to Earth? Also, it would be prudent to alert your superiors that one of their ranks has recently gone missing."
I think you guys should use this opportunity to come up with some of your own!
FYT:
“Cadet Uhura.”
“Yes, Professor Spock?”
“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”
“Oh?”
“Indeed. It is to be a small celebratory gathering.”
“Oh, that sounds fantastic. Where are you planning on holding it?”
“Ah, that is-ahem-I intend to host this event within the confines of my regulation issued uniform slacks.”
“...wa...wait.”
“Yes?”
“...did you just...”
“Did I just...?”
“Invite me-uh-Yes.”
“Yes?”
“I would love to come to a party in your pants, Spock.”
“That is most...agreeable.”
Alternate concepts included:
"I am concerned that you are not showing signs of fatigue, Cadet Uhura, as you have been vigorously sprinting through the confines of my subconscious since dawn."
And:
"Cadet Uhura, might I inquire as to whether or not you suffered physical discomfort upon falling to Earth? Also, it would be prudent to alert your superiors that one of their ranks has recently gone missing."
I think you guys should use this opportunity to come up with some of your own!
FYT: