Vulcan Pickup Lines

[empressfunk]

I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it  from here and part II is apparently here:

“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

Comments

[minny150]

Those are fabulous.

[jim_t_kirk]

I laughed so hard reading that fic

[jim_t_kirk]

Who wouldn't?

[flowerings]

re: gif

Spock is such an OG.

[empressfunk]

You know it. I haven't even seen the episode where that gif comes from, but I have seen Spock woo a Romulan, Nurse Chapel (sorta), and make out with a girl in an ice cave.

[flowerings]

My god, someone needs to Blingee Spock, now.

[empressfunk]

I feel like this one is just asking for it:

[akscully]

Hahaha, I just saw this on fandom_wank.

"Cadet Uhura, if I were to select an enzyme that most exemplifies my current state of being, I would select the DNA helicase. This, of course, would permit me to unzip your genes."

brb dying

[mouthsopen]

HAHAHAHA. amazing. I fucking love that nerd jokes can be used here and they're excellent.

[empressfunk]

LOLOLOL.

Yep, that's where I got it from too!

[villainism]

lololol this one is my favorite

[saveservo2000]

i just went to heaven and died.

[kirinin]

That icon is made of *win*

-K