Vulcan Pickup Lines

[empressfunk]

I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it  from here and part II is apparently here:

“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

Comments

[flowerings]

re: gif

Spock is such an OG.

[empressfunk]

You know it. I haven't even seen the episode where that gif comes from, but I have seen Spock woo a Romulan, Nurse Chapel (sorta), and make out with a girl in an ice cave.

[flowerings]

My god, someone needs to Blingee Spock, now.

[empressfunk]

I feel like this one is just asking for it:

[flowerings]

Get it, Spock. Get it.

[l0stmyrel1g10n]

He is totally looking down her cleavage. Not that there's much left to the imagination, but still!

[empressfunk]

I know what episode I'm watching next...

Thanks!