Vulcan Pickup Lines

May 17, 2009 21:37

I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it  from here and part II is apparently here:

“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

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akscully May 18 2009, 04:49:25 UTC
Hahaha, I just saw this on fandom_wank.

"Cadet Uhura, if I were to select an enzyme that most exemplifies my current state of being, I would select the DNA helicase. This, of course, would permit me to unzip your genes."

brb dying

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mouthsopen May 18 2009, 04:50:33 UTC
HAHAHAHA. amazing. I fucking love that nerd jokes can be used here and they're excellent.

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empressfunk May 18 2009, 04:51:40 UTC
LOLOLOL.

Yep, that's where I got it from too!

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villainism May 18 2009, 12:04:13 UTC
lololol this one is my favorite

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beaorgana May 20 2009, 01:26:51 UTC
I'm scientist and this one make me laugh out loud...

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