time is fail | ontd

ATTN CHICAGO AREA _SKATERS

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Apr 04, 2011 15:36

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW, JS

ICE DREAMS 2011

WHERE: EDGE ICE ARENA IN BENSENVILLE, IL
WHEN: APRIL 30 @ 7PM
WHO: JOHNNY WEIR, BRANDON MROZ, AGNES ZAWADSKI, MELISSA GREGORY & DENIS PETUKHOV, MORE POSSIBLY TBA

TICKET INFORMATION
GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS ARE CURRENTLY $20 AND CAN BE PURCHASED HERE. !!!IMPORTANT!!! STARTING TOMORROW ( Read more... )

time is fail, - skating shows, you oughta know, johnny weir

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warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Apr 01, 2011 17:39

A LAST-MINUTE WATCHPOST - Y/N?
I WAS SUPPOSED TO ORGANIZE A SKATING WATCHPARTY FOR 2006 OLYMPIC EXHIBITION GALA. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS WEEKEND.

HOWEVER, DUE TO A) ME HAVING A HECTIC WEEK B) DEVASTATED ABOUT KERRS RETIRING AND C) SPENDING FAR TO MUCH TIME F5-ING THE UNPOPULAR OPINION POST, I REALISED THAT I NEARLY FORGOT ABOUT IT ;_____;

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time is fail, old skool, dude..., why won't the fucking streams work, what decisions will be made?????????????, what don't you fucking understand, why is this post allowed? why?, !watchpost

KILLING YOUR BROWSER, ONE POLL AT A TIME~

howell_jolly wrote in ontd_skating Mar 03, 2011 21:35

ONTD_skating-themed Superlatives!

FINAL POLLS

Thanks to the first set of polls, we now have no more than 10 nominations per category. As you may notice, all the videos are links to YouTube- I did this for ease (je suis lazy) and to save browsers since the poll is already insanely gif/image heavy.

Thank you everybody for your participation! AND I AM ( Read more... )

figure skating: our national sport, i'll make a stan out of you, really???, a carefree boy ready to kill everyone, bought an amazng tree today, lol idek, i'm whelmed right now, incoming stan war, hector = ontd_skating, borders on mind boggling, quading: it's like friday night, ontd_skating where dreams come true, reet's crashing your browser again, a rare find, favorites!post, excite us and me, skating and crying, word to your mother, i stopped counting after 25, post or die, as he undresses, not sure if want, it's almost orgasmic, figured out how to work the google, no fuck no, !!!!!!, team slut approves, #pictures, all is terminated, holy shitballs, how is this possible., teaching some hussy how to skate, thnk u 4 ur time, ~skating deathmatch, you smell like a winner!, umm..., wheeeeeeeeeee, time is fail, #macros, dat ass, random idk, hey brijou show me su eiffel tour, you lucky bitch, i don't want to scroll okay, the fourth wall is gone, do you even know how to skate, brb _skating fap party, we don't want to be jeremy free, how could this happen to me, dude..., for make benefit glorious nation, this is a disastuh, delich, o___o, #gifs, you're a tacky ass bitch, i felt high heartbeats, yes it's a sport too

Please for the love of Plushenchrist let this work~

howell_jolly wrote in ontd_skating Feb 24, 2011 19:31

A few of the categories have greater than 10 nominations, and for the actual poll, I'd prefer to just do 10 nominations per poll, so we're going to narrow a few of these down to just 10. A few of these have 2 or 3 “questions” in each separate poll consisting of 2-3 groups of nominees. Please vote for one nominee in each group and the top 10 vote- ( Read more... )

lol i don't evan, figure skating: our national sport, i'll make a stan out of you, really???, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, i'm whelmed right now, incoming stan war, hector = ontd_skating, borders on mind boggling, ontd_skating where dreams come true, why is this post allowed? why?, a rare find, excite us and me, fuckload of skaters in this post, post or die, fuck me it's good, figured out how to work the google, damn you'se a sexy bitch, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, teaching some hussy how to skate, thnk u 4 ur time, ~skating deathmatch, give us face, make yourself a fun poast., gotta catch em all, you smell like a winner!, time is fail, #macros, this ice has not been properly zambonied, be all the slore you can be, i did not ride any cheetahs, keep on broing, i don't want to scroll okay, brb _skating fap party, i am hungryyy give me a sausagee, this is a disastuh, for make benefit glorious nation, people here is so weird in a good way, what don't you fucking understand, o___o, teamwork makes the dreamwork, you're a tacky ass bitch, #gifs, i felt high heartbeats, k whatever it's the truth.

WHEN & HOW TO WATCH SKATE AMERICA

katiz wrote in ontd_skating Nov 12, 2010 12:03

SKATE AMERICA STARTS TONIGHT

SCHEDULE:
Friday, Nov. 12 (TODAY)
Pairs' short 7pm Pacific/ 10pm Eastern/ 3am (Saturday) London
Men's short 8:45pm Pacific/ 11:45pm Eastern/4:45am(Saturday) London

Saturday, Nov. 13Ladies short: 2pm Pacific/ 5pm Eastern/ 10pm London ( Read more... )

time is fail, + skate america, nbc sucks, figured out how to work the google, you oughta know, adam rippon, grand prix, season: 2010-2011

Skating show in Tibro!

indiesnopp wrote in ontd_skating Aug 26, 2010 23:06

Try to make it to Tibro this friday/saturday to peek t the swedish skaters programs!!

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time is fail, insane in the membrane, skate faster we have reservations

JOHNNY DESERVED THE PLACE HE GOT AT THE OLYMPICS

byronsbitch wrote in ontd_skating Apr 29, 2010 15:47

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

ONTD_SKATING EDITION

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sasha cohen, agents of the illuminati, evan lysaboutlikingchicks, a really cute sweet tiger, nbc sucks, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, i'm whelmed right now, it's a kind of seal island, frankenbarbie, run miki run, I’ve finished packing my luggage see you, honey b, daddy's home puppy, - festa on ice 2010, ice dance, pointless lists, that would be a mullet, madame stéphane: fiercest tarts in town, rosy cheeked genius, conspiracy!!!!, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, what decisions will be made?????????????, we are all plushy's hoes, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, straight as a rainbow, breaking news: gay people in ice skating, the kanye of figure skating, crazy eyes, sry sry sry..., it's pretty freaking sweet, boombox is hating stand back, hugging=third base, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, thank you it's lambiel, the rest of the olympics don't matter, ~~mao's strong tears~~, scott i seem to have wet my pants, the yunabomber, you oughta know, adam rippon, this is a disastuh, adsl, bromance r us, parlez-vous olympic, skating 101, i want to be a public relater in nyc, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxe, abchuleta should be rl, ~~beautiful canadian brave soul~~, like i'm not hating, get me a fucking brownie, incoming stan war, the mount rushmore of men's skatin son, don't let those boogers stop you, walk walk fashion baby, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, word to your mother, i love st%c%a9phane, fagsypants of the la fagsypantsies., michelle the hbic kwan, team slut approves, chilling with sienna @ chateau marmont, what's colder than dry ice? 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why?, favorites!post, tonya harding fails at life, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, david archuleta's secret boyfriend, bb plushy, let me put my poems in you, what is peen, - stars on ice japan, now wang is his life, pchan gets a tag, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, we should run the isu, this ice has not been properly zambonied, evan's new fapping material, random idk, my sunshine & sh*t, lol women's skating idc, you korea i'm usa, the rainbows live on, orange mocha frappuccino, miraiden & merylbama otp, brb _skating fap party, ok driver please take me to the moon, your russian overlords, ontd_skating book club, infamy here we come, gay men love tanith, lol the biebs, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, gtfo stranger bitch, swan you bastard, wang's world, i don't give a rusty hoot, dai-sha fierce, yes it's a sport too, the kerrs, - kings on ice 2010, how could have this not happen?, lol i don't evan, plushenko, j_butt, skating and crying, icy heart shizuka, post or die, florent amodio is lovely, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, y'all don't understand what she's saying, je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche, ~skating fashion deathmatch!!!, rainbow lawn gnome, friending meme, what can bring you in a woman? feet, hurricaine katarina, how is this possible., jeremy ten: sweet like mangoes, vladimir + viacheslav = tru luv, jetlag hurts my feelings, orangeliness is next to broliness, hello soviet suprise package!, keep on broing, the similarities run deeper than that --, ryan bradley is a boss, do you even know how to skate, i don't tweet, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, why elizabeth hasselbeck why, super nice guy in person btw, ot4, wtf whales, brb cutting myself, people here is so weird in a good way, graceful like a swan, even ice dance, swangoose otp, cute but i wouldn't hit it, figure skating: our national sport, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, whoring in nyc, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, you want chocolate? say something nice, - art on ice, as he undresses, picture of rugged american masculinity, not sure if want, it's almost orgasmic, lol domshabs, - stars on ice canada, i want your ugly, things will get better friend, speed skating is way lamer, holy shitballs, jermer brotp, virtue/moir, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, thnk u 4 ur time, you smell like a winner!, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, lock this post plz, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles, plushenko wins eurovision, quack is an awful person, the fourth wall is gone, they were really stinky!, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, thin ice, cause it's voodoo, oda!, how could this happen to me, ship so hard, , tara lipinski is a moron, step aside home school, that was really clever for evan, I’m a dinosaur, nothing to do w/ obama but still coo, zebraswan tag!!!, the ice is blue? who knew~, you won gold? we didn't know, a carefree boy ready to kill everyone, you're not mulan you are but a mere hun, davis/white, mrs evan lysacek, russia/usa otp, thom yorke & plushy are sekrit bros, your infamous long boobs, hector = ontd_skating, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, nice try pat, not just a hot summer fling, what would brian boitano do, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, wat, how novel, stfu about tennis idgaf, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, not sure i get it but 4 for you i guess, the swisstuation, hot like mexico rejoice, the next oprah, love!post, i wish they were doing it on the ice, dat ass, my mom being a creeper, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, well at least he has stephane, he's the gay one, redundancy minister of redundancy, comic sans is a joke, damn usa what happened?, evan evan he's our name, chairman mao asada, thank you they're dior, shen/zhao = pairs otp, isu=unfree bitches, dude..., all hail brian orser, delich, just the tip bro, you're not dead, which i don't even know what that is, insane in the membrane, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, oic isu, bought an amazng tree today, evan + perez a match made in heave, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, I received your…S-H-I-N-E, i'm a busy guy, a big fuck you to the ioc, waste of handsomeness, her furious beast, lyosha 4ever, the night goes on as i'm fading away, fuck me it's good, dwts, diva bitch whore from hell, ambassador of all things good, keepin it old skool, figured out how to work the google, tomáš verner, possessed by the power of orange, i made my mistakes, what the dave, teaching some hussy how to skate, not-a-mod-post-but-kinda-idk, really jizzed about men's figure skating, wheeeeeeeeeee, village idiot, be good johnny weir, don't worry my sweet mongoose, i want my pink shirt back, hey brijou show me su eiffel tour, a dark and fabulous jedward, you lucky bitch, caress your face with my rays, and she is not a whore, nikolai mozorov: old, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, a nice evan tag, dancing on ice is satan, i don't even know who this guy is, i am the japanese cher & you can eat it, the dark hole of men's figureskating, not tl;dr more like not long enough, make love to me make love to the ice, javier fernández, oh plushy, why do you like him he sucks, illusion mesh fabric, i love screamers!!!

Wanna get Orange Bro to tweet you back?

lafemmeluna wrote in ontd_skating Apr 23, 2010 12:08

Just compare him to Johnny! So, this girl got to go backstage at SOI last night and was hoping to get some bro time with Evan. It didn't happen and she tweeted this:

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time is fail, #twitter, evan lysaboutlikingchicks, i'm a busy guy, daddy's home puppy, - stars on ice, evan lysacek loves the ladies

YOU GUYS I'M GONNA BE DRUNK AND MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF

hobnobofjoy wrote in ontd_skating Apr 10, 2010 12:54

MEAN GIRLS UPDATE

SORRY FOR MESSING AROUND WITH THE TIMES AND EVERYTHING! MY ORIGINAL POST SAID 10PM BST, WHICH WAS REALLY EARLY FOR EVERYONE IN AMERICA, AND THEN QUACK'S POST SAID MIDNIGHT BST, WHICH IS TOO LATE TO START A FILM IN EUROPE, SO AS A COMPROMISE, LET'S GO FOR:

11PM BST
6PM EST
5PM CDT

I'M USING THIS SITE HERE TO CONVERT TIMES FROM BST. PLS ( Read more... )

time is fail, step aside home school, she doesn't even go here, this is a disastuh

THIS LIST SUCKS. I'M POSTING IT SO WE CAN HATE

quack wrote in ontd_skating Mar 01, 2010 11:32

Top 10 Worst Figure-Skating Costumes

One thing's for certain as Olympic figure skaters take to the ice in Vancouver: there will be plenty of sequins, chiffon - and poor taste. TIME takes a look back at some of the most outrageous figure-skating costumes of the past 20 years

(THIS IS FROM BEFORE THE LOLYMPICS W/E W/E)

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time is fail, pointless lists