a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry

Evan Lysacek, Nastia Liukin Talk London, Road To Sochi

jumpschool wrote in ontd_skating Aug 10, 2012 21:43

OMG TWO _skating posts in 1 day?!? Couldn't you just die?!?

Evan and Nastia (reunited and it feeeeels so gooooood...) were featured on NBC's website today talking about their favorite moments of the 2012 Olympics and Evan's desire to wear the Red White and Blue again in 2014.

Geezerfest...it's getting so close I can taste it!

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the end of a season without one? we're overdue.

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating May 30, 2012 22:11

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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the rules only apply when they say we do!

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating Oct 26, 2011 15:51

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YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS BEFORE YOU CAN CALL THEM

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Sep 26, 2010 19:32

I COULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO CAPTION THIS. (IT'S ONLY THE FIRST HALF - FOR SOME REASON THE SECOND PART IS BEING A SLORE AND NOT WANTING TO BE CC'D. IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO MAKE A POST OF THAT, JUST GIVE ME A HOLLA.)

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Training clothes picspam to feast on

crossthefingers wrote in ontd_skating May 26, 2010 13:10

LOOKING FIERCE IN THEIR PRACTICE OUTFITS FOR YOUR PLEASURE

I'VE BEEN COLLECTING PICTURES OF SKATERS IN THEIR PRACTICE CLOTHES, SAVING THEM FROM WEBSITES, FACEBOOK PAGES AND OLD POSTS ON _SKATING. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE IF YOU HAVE SOME FAVORITES.

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orange bro takes the sat?

naruke_chan wrote in ontd_skating May 21, 2010 10:37

The Stars aptitude test, of course!

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village idiot, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, evan lysacek loves the ladies, heterosexual orange bro seeks same

JOHNNY DESERVED THE PLACE HE GOT AT THE OLYMPICS

byronsbitch wrote in ontd_skating Apr 29, 2010 15:47

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

ONTD_SKATING EDITION

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SKATING ~DRAMA~ ON ICE, BETTER WATCH OUT, SON.

warmuse wrote in ontd_skating Apr 21, 2010 08:20

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And now for your weekly dose of crack.

aurora_84 wrote in ontd_skating Apr 17, 2010 01:24

One of my brilliant flisters recently stumbled upon this very interesting and very NSFW(!) painting that depicts a scene from the Divine Comedy, i.e. Dante and Virgil in Hell ( Read more... )

lol i don't evan, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, a rare find, heterosexual orange bro seeks same

BRO LOOKIN HAGGARD

russell_crowe wrote in ontd_skating Apr 14, 2010 10:13

EVAN GO TO BED

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a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, daddy's home puppy, a nice evan tag, heterosexual orange bro seeks same