Investigators for an Arizona sheriff's volunteer posse have declared that President Barack Obama's birth certificate is definitely fraudulent
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"Conspiracy theories and the occult comfort us because they present models of the world that more easily make sense than the world itself, and, regardless of how dark or threatening, are inherently less frightening." - William Gibson
Of course, I'm also fond of this one (though it doesn't really apply as written):
"Do not invoke conspiracy as an explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice, as conspiracy implies intelligence."
He's a fucking COUNTY SHERIFF. He has, like, NO authority anywhere else in the state, does he? WTF? Is he setting himself up to run for the tea party national leadership or something?
And seriosuly, birthers, at this point you're not just accusing Obama of fraud, but the entire state of Hawaii and the Federal Election Commission.
And they probably think it shouldn't count because it's full of brown people anyway. And the FEC is, of course, Big Government and therefore the enemy, so long as it's being anything other than useful to them.
I am a winner of a bezillion dollars in the lotto, and I shall give all of you o_p a nice pension after you are 39 years old. In the way of 250,000 dollars a year. For life.
If I repeat these items 20 billion times, it will be true: I can be the Princess of Romania, High Priestess T'MVaar of Vulcan and a great patron of all ye who read this.
See, it's kind of like a chain letter, the whole birther thing...
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I think this sums it up best for me:
"Conspiracy theories and the occult comfort us because they present models of the world that more easily make sense than the world itself, and, regardless of how dark or threatening, are inherently less frightening."
- William Gibson
Of course, I'm also fond of this one (though it doesn't really apply as written):
"Do not invoke conspiracy as an explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice, as conspiracy implies intelligence."
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And seriosuly, birthers, at this point you're not just accusing Obama of fraud, but the entire state of Hawaii and the Federal Election Commission.
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Nope.
I am the High Priestess T'MVaar of Vulcan.
No better...
I am a winner of a bezillion dollars in the lotto, and I shall give all of you o_p a nice pension after you are 39 years old. In the way of 250,000 dollars a year. For life.
If I repeat these items 20 billion times, it will be true: I can be the Princess of Romania, High Priestess T'MVaar of Vulcan and a great patron of all ye who read this.
See, it's kind of like a chain letter, the whole birther thing...
(edited to add a few words...)
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*begins repeating*
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