Labour Councillor Announces That He Is An Alien From Outer Space

[fatpie42]

Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien
Town councillor Simon Parkes has claimed his mother is a green alien and extra-terrestrials abducted him as a child.

Parkes believes a 2.7m (9ft) lifeform stood next to his cot when he was a baby and ‘two green stick things’ appeared.

‘I thought “they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s are pink,’

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[screamingintune]

lol what

edit: looking at this story again hours later, my first thought is how much of a siq burn this is on his mom, lol. The alien is his "more important" mother. Ouch! HUMAN MOM BURN!

[tabaqui]

.....
Seriously? Really, he's....not joking?

W. TF.

[kaelstra]

I'm hoping this is some kind of tongue-in-cheek commentary on the state of politics today, but, I'm afraid it might not be.

More power to him either way.

[browneyedguuurl]

I had a neighbor who truly believes in other worldly beings. One day we got to talking and she explained her point of view to me and it was actually really more fascinating than crazy. I also found it interesting how she talked about aliens being depicted in old cultures like the Egyptians, Mayans, etc. And lbr, we truly can't be the only ones out there.

[seasight]

Noooooo. No. No. No. (Not you neccesarily, just no.)

The pyramids (all of them) were not built by fucking ALIENS.

I'm sick of hearing all that racist bullshit.

:/

[browneyedguuurl]

Lol, no. She wasn't implying that at all bb. It's too long and tedious to write, but yeah, she never said that.

[seasight]

Sorry, whenever someone mentions "aliens" and "pyramids" in the same sentence it pushes my rage button. /bb archaeologist

[ar_feiniel_]

I'm jealous of the UK right now. I'll take this guy over our sad (US) politicians any day.

[not_emily]

ikr? I'd rather have this guy than my representative.