EVIL TERRORIST STUDENT UNDER SURVEILLANCE; TOO BAD FBI SUCKS AT IT

[notgarystu]

Caught Spying on Student, FBI Demands GPS Tracker Back
By Kim Zetter

A California student got a visit from the FBI this week after he found a secret GPS tracking device on his car, and a friend posted photos of it online. The post prompted wide speculation about whether the device was real, whether the young Arab-American was being targeted in a

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[lithiumflower]

I read this earlier and was just boggled. Seriously, don't worry? The FBI tracked my shit and knew all the details of where I hang out and now that they have the all the information they need, I don't need to worry? How about worrying that the FBI legit just tracked my shit and strongarmed me into giving it back, but not before I answered their BS questions? How about worrying that I'm a freaking US citizen, but my being brown means the FBI is always watching me and my people to find out if we're going to blow up a building?! How about worrying that after all this, the only reason you pulled the damned thing was that I found it and posted it on the internet, and oh yeah, it's expensive? And my rights and privacy are cheap!? I guess so, obviously they weren't worth shit to you! Don't worry!? Kiss my ass!

[ook]

What? No photo of the device? :\

[lithiumflower]

It's at the source.

[azetburcaptain]

Sorry, but Americans aren't the best spies.

[freebacon]

this whole thing reads so much like a badly written comedy that I don't even know where to begin. I mean I'm not surprised about all of this (sadly) but all that the FBI did, I mean honestly

putting a tracking device in a 20-year-old college kid's car

half a dozen FBI agents storming into his place after he found it (it's terrible but the mental image is also hilarious because wtf overkill)

the fact that other people are being tracked for being brown

"Don't worry, you're boring." WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS WORLD.

it's so ridic that the first thing I do is laugh. that's where the 'bad comedy' association with this story, i mean jesus shitting christ

[freebacon]

oh and also asking for the device back yes that is really subtle there

yes give our tracking device back, we made a mistake tracking you because we go by racial profiling, oops our bad

[miss_nyxie]

“You don’t need to call your lawyer. Don’t worry, you’re boring. “

[calybe]

Prentiss ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥! Reading this I was thinking about Criminal Minds! /CMaddict