Colorado Discovers Magical Water to Be Used as New Source of Fuel!

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Magical Water Christened as "New Holy Water" After Burning Many Local Unbelievers!

Colorado Drilling Operations Causing Water To Burst Into Flames (VIDEO)

The controversial oil and gas drilling technique known as hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, has come under congressional scrutiny lately after concerns that the mysterious fluids used in the

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[layweed]

PETROCHEMICAL INDUSTRY. FUCK YEAH!

I'm a little curious as to how people first discovered this flammable water. I am also incredibly disgusted at how these petrochemical companies can basically buy people's silence, even if it means that hundreds or thousands or more people are at risk of the same problems.

[fenris_lorsrai]

I'm guessing someone flicking a cigarette into the sink or going to run it under the water to put it out.

[recorded]

The rich are too rich, thus disconnected.
That is simply the problem.

[grimalkinrn]

This is about 10 miles from me. NOT FREAKED OUT AT ALL, MIND YOU.

[alstaria]

It's called "fracking" AND it involves "mysterious fluids". LOL.

[doctoreon]

I came looking for this joke. Thank you.

[raggedyanndy]

I'm sorry. I know this is serious and bad and all, but... FRACKING.

[erunamiryene]

LMAO, this.

Also, goddom, Joe Biden is effing adorable.

[bitchsdangerous]

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