Ever since I found out Urban was owned by right wingers, I began shopping there much more often! I want to become rich funneling the money of stupid hipsters into GOP coffers too!
I ordered three pairs of skinny jeans in diff colors on that site for only ~$50, just saying.
BUT LET ME GO INTO HOW FUCKING DUMB SOME OF THEIR SHIT IS.
First of all, it hurts my soul to see them sell fucking Nirvana shirts in that store for thirty fucking bucks. Kurt Cobain would be rolling over in his goddamn grave.
Also, I saw a shirt there when I was in DC that said, "I HELLA ♥ LOS ANGELES."
ATTENTION WORLD: PEOPLE IN LA DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, SAY HELLA. SAY I HELLA ♥ THE BAY AREA OR SOMETHING BUT NOT LA, GODDAMN. CAN'T EVEN GET SLANG RIGHT!
And yeah, that shirt sucks. As well as their shirts that say Communist or Socialist or Capitalist. It's just ASKING for douchebag hipsters to wear one of them to be totally ironic and edgy (prob the Capitalist one).
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for two - I can make one for a quarter of the price and it'd be awesome.
for three - stop being political urban outfitters, you look douchy and bandwagon-y.
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Ever since I found out Urban was owned by right wingers, I began shopping there much more often! I want to become rich funneling the money of stupid hipsters into GOP coffers too!
LOL
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*wink*
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BUT LET ME GO INTO HOW FUCKING DUMB SOME OF THEIR SHIT IS.
First of all, it hurts my soul to see them sell fucking Nirvana shirts in that store for thirty fucking bucks. Kurt Cobain would be rolling over in his goddamn grave.
Also, I saw a shirt there when I was in DC that said, "I HELLA ♥ LOS ANGELES."
ATTENTION WORLD: PEOPLE IN LA DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, SAY HELLA. SAY I HELLA ♥ THE BAY AREA OR SOMETHING BUT NOT LA, GODDAMN. CAN'T EVEN GET SLANG RIGHT!
And yeah, that shirt sucks. As well as their shirts that say Communist or Socialist or Capitalist. It's just ASKING for douchebag hipsters to wear one of them to be totally ironic and edgy (prob the Capitalist one).
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"It's Bouquet my dear man."
lol
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