Mark Sanford's affair: It's Obama's fault!

[nothingmuch]

SELF-PARODY WATCH.... I remember, when Enron and other corporate scandals first broke during Bush's first term, some conservatives argued that the scandals were Bill Clinton's fault -- not because of lax regulations, but because the Lewinsky scandal sent an "anything goes" signal to the nation, which in turn led business leaders to abandon their

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[missmurchison]

May I blame all my bad behavior on Limbaugh-driven despair?

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I didn't get into Pharm school because it's Obama's fault!

[fargo_pixie]

I PUNCHED THAT GIRL IN THE FACE BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!

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So basically, let me sum this up. Sanford disagreed with the stimulus (why he would reject being stimulated by the POTUS, I will never understand), so he went batshit and went to Argentina to undress unwind and it's POTUS' fault.

...The affair started before Democrats started to "ruin" the country. And he kept cheatin' and cheatin' until he confessed. I don't understand what he wants to say - that it's Obama's fault that Sanford got caught?

He's not making sense, but he's so funny.

[nothingmuch]

And it was the South Carolina SC that ordered him to take the stimulus. But apparently that's Obama's fault, too!

[devil_ad_vocate]

Sanford had his own stimulating package.

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I'm not into walnuts... =\

[devil_ad_vocate]

"It's Obama's fault!"

What's amazing is that Limburger and Ahmadinnerjacket are saying the same thing.

[mercystars]

Color me surprised that he didn't blame Sanford's WIFE for this.

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Was she not pretty enough?
Too soon? Inappropriate

Seriously though, what would a Limbaugh say about Sanford's wife? I just know Limbaugh gets frothy sometimes so it's hard to translate his wharrgarbl.

[mercystars]

Usually when some righty gets caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar, his wife gets the blame for being too bitchy, too controlling, too cold, too frigid, too fat, not sexy enough, paying more attention to the kids/her career/whatever, doing any number of things to make said righty gay, and oh the excuses go on and on and on.

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Man, I was totally joking about the "too pretty" comment. It kinda sucks to know that I hit the nail on the head.

[bay_bus_rider]

I'm glad you posted a transcript, because listening to Limbaugh's voice makes me stabby.

"The Dems might be destroying the country, but at least I can still screw up my marriage and my state!" Yeah, right.

[nothingmuch]

I'm glad you posted a transcript, because listening to Limbaugh's voice makes me stabby.

Oh, me too. I haven't even watched the video myself.