Mark Sanford's affair: It's Obama's fault!

[nothingmuch]

SELF-PARODY WATCH.... I remember, when Enron and other corporate scandals first broke during Bush's first term, some conservatives argued that the scandals were Bill Clinton's fault -- not because of lax regulations, but because the Lewinsky scandal sent an "anything goes" signal to the nation, which in turn led business leaders to abandon their

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[mercystars]

Color me surprised that he didn't blame Sanford's WIFE for this.

[autumnleaving]

Was she not pretty enough?
Too soon? Inappropriate

Seriously though, what would a Limbaugh say about Sanford's wife? I just know Limbaugh gets frothy sometimes so it's hard to translate his wharrgarbl.

[mercystars]

Usually when some righty gets caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar, his wife gets the blame for being too bitchy, too controlling, too cold, too frigid, too fat, not sexy enough, paying more attention to the kids/her career/whatever, doing any number of things to make said righty gay, and oh the excuses go on and on and on.

[autumnleaving]

Man, I was totally joking about the "too pretty" comment. It kinda sucks to know that I hit the nail on the head.

[mercystars]

Yep, they're quite good at that.

[erunamiryene]

t's hard to translate his wharrgarbl.

I have no idea why, but this struck me as hysterically funny. I think it's the onomatopoeia. XD

[autumnleaving]

I blame fark.

[lone_concertina]

omfg lol

[autumnleaving]

I know, bb. I'll be back again from hell, brb.

[nothingmuch]

Oh heavens, no! She's a right-winger. He would only blame her if she was liberal.