LOL REBRANDING

[lavenderfrost]

Comments

[carminaburana]

Seriously! I don't think people realize how moderate Huckabee is on economic issues. He's even to the left of some Dems.

[heofmanynames]

Because he is a fascist dog-whistle for the American Taliban.

The ever-shrinking "conservative base" will do ANYTHING to get Huckabee, Palin, or any number of others within reach of executive power. Despite their flag-waving, representative self-government by ANY name is the last thing they want.

[apocalypsos]

pro-family

Every time I read this phrase, my ass begins to twitch. It's like saying you're pro-kittens or pro-pie. Except in this case, it's not so much pro-pie as "I am vehemently pro-pie, but ONLY the apple pie recipe that's been in my family for decades. Your family's immoral pumpkin pie recipe can FUCK OFF."

... and now I want pie. Damn it.

[lavenderfrost]

*eyes your icon* Dean would totally choose the pie. Hands-down.

[mindrtist]

I'm pro-breathing.

[celtic_thistle]

I'm pro-existent-universe.

[chaobell]

when we are a party that values life more than anything else

I'd run down a list of the sorts of lives the GOP doesn't give a rat's fuzzy ass about, but there's a character limit in comments.

Shut the fuck up, Huck. Just shut the fuck up.

[celtic_thistle]

lmfao

I love how the only life they care about is that of blastocysts and the terminally ill. Fuck non-white, non-Christian non-Americans! They don't count, amirite?

[sideofzen]

Jesus, that's a visual.

[chaobell]

Eric Cantor quickly moved to appease Huckabee, just as he bent to Rush Limbaugh.

This is even worse. D:

[ricour]

ikr, i just ate.

[terl_girl]

Eric Cantor, could you please just make out with Stephen Colbert all day instead of talking?