1/20/09 - The day a million wingnut heads explode

[birdseyeview]

Barack Obama plans to reach out to Muslim world

Comments

MOD NOTE

[celtic_thistle]

Source plz?

Re: MOD NOTE

[celtic_thistle]

Thanks!

[randomneses]

Obama lounged in an armchair in his spare black-and-gray office, a scattering of peanut shells from his afternoon snack littering the floor.

A MESSY NEGRO? IN MY WHITE HOUSE?

[celtic_thistle]

lol omg

[heather]

Oh my god, what have we done???

[solitude_82]

OMG ITS LIKE TEXAS ROADHOUSE UP IN THERE?! IMPEACH!

[suzycat]

I wonder what half-breed muslin is like to sew with?

[shuraiya]

I was wondering that myself.

[southern_heaven]

It gets all uppity, and refuses to drape correctly.

[suzycat]

AHAHA!

[screamingintune]

I think it's wonderful that he wants to you know, improve relations with the Muslim world. There's nothing more damaging to the cause of terrorism than to show the world we're not assholes.

And omg, Obama, peanut shells on the floor? I bet Michelle wasn't there, she wouldn't stand for that.

[suzycat]

You just know that Michelle whups him. BUT. He would do this stuff on purpose to *make* her whup him, and they would have a pretend fight and then make up with sweet sweet loving.

[screamingintune]

It's true. I think it's obvious to the world that to them, bickering = foreplay.

[suzycat]

They always look to me like a soap opera African American couple. Nice and middle class and successful, lovely kids who will disappear regularly and leave their parents to romantic scenes during which saxophones play. (It used to be that only black couples got saxophones IIRC. Other couples had sweeping strings or pianos.)

[___closetome]

The Mexican border fence is the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.

[schonste]

LOL icon pee time.