1/20/09 - The day a million wingnut heads explode

[birdseyeview]

Barack Obama plans to reach out to Muslim world

Comments

[screamingintune]

I think it's wonderful that he wants to you know, improve relations with the Muslim world. There's nothing more damaging to the cause of terrorism than to show the world we're not assholes.

And omg, Obama, peanut shells on the floor? I bet Michelle wasn't there, she wouldn't stand for that.

[suzycat]

You just know that Michelle whups him. BUT. He would do this stuff on purpose to *make* her whup him, and they would have a pretend fight and then make up with sweet sweet loving.

[screamingintune]

It's true. I think it's obvious to the world that to them, bickering = foreplay.

[suzycat]

They always look to me like a soap opera African American couple. Nice and middle class and successful, lovely kids who will disappear regularly and leave their parents to romantic scenes during which saxophones play. (It used to be that only black couples got saxophones IIRC. Other couples had sweeping strings or pianos.)

[ally_truistic]

You know he's a secret pig. When Michelle's not home, it's like a sock forest and there are peanut shells and dirty dishes everywhere.

[thebigbadbutch]

I disagree. I bet Michelle is a down ass chick. They probably eat peanuts together all the time. Then she makes Obama clean that shit up.

[screamingintune]

I can't imagine Michelle dropping her peanut shells on the floor, indoors. Barack, however, I really can see it. He's a former stoner, that seems like a habit picked up while stoned.

[starburstchick]

My stoner roommate is horribly clean. He will actually clean his room before getting high just so he doesn't make a bigger mess.
I've also seen him do the dishes while stoned. WTF.

[randomneses]

[schonste]

My mom loves to get stoned and then clean the house. *shrug*

[randomneses]

Lolz.