Gay marriage fraud! Oh noes!

[moonshaz]

Sue Everhart, Georgia GOP Chairwoman, Warns Of 'Free Ride' Gay Marriage Fraud

Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart warned that straight people might enter into fraudulent gay marriages to obtain benefits, the Marietta Daily Journal reported Saturday.

"You may be as straight as an arrow, and you may have a friend that is as straight as an arrow,”

Comments

[nitasee]

I was just checking to see if someone posted this already. I just laughed my ass off. The amount of stupid is just breathtaking.

Say you had a great job with the government where you had this wonderful health plan. I mean, what would prohibit you from saying that you’re gay, and y’all get married and still live as separate, but you get all the benefits?

And how is this any different from two straight people getting married, living separate and still getting all the benefits? Oh, right they're straight...so gaming the system is okay for them? Is that what she thinks?

I just see so much abuse in this it’s unreal. I believe a husband and a wife should be a man and a woman, the benefits should be for a man and a woman. There is no way that this is about equality. Ah, actually, it is exactly about equality. It's about two people regardless of which two people.

To me, it’s all about a free ride. To me, it sounds like you're terrified at how much more it will cost to give all couples equal benefits. Frankly, I suspect that is

[skellington1]

LMAF! Oh, honey, even straight people have more variations in sex than you seem to be capable of imagining! Apparently she only knows of "tab a into to slot b". Hahahahaha!

Some people have amazingly limited views of sex -- as I sadly found out when writing about characters with disabilities. Not EVERYTHING has to be tab A, slot B, rough and fast against the damn wall!

If they weren't out constantly fucking up everyone else's lives, I'd feel sorry for them. They must be so bored in bed. :P

[aviv_b]

That's why they are out fucking up everyone's else's lives. If they had more fucking in bed, they wouldn't have time or the energy to be such asshats.

[nitasee]

This preoccupation with sex is because of a lack of occupation with sex.

[umi_mikazuki]

Yes, because straight people marrying for convenience has never happened in the past.

[alexvdl]

I think that if you're cribbing your speech notes from Adam Sandler movies you might want to reconsider your profession.

[kittenmommy]

Right? I was just about to say that evidently HBO's been rerunning I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry late nights or something.

[wikilobbying]

as we've already touched on how straight people have done the marriage of convenience thing already, hiiii you think queer people have never done that shit before? if there is an arrangement that can be done to survive and/or prosper, there are queer folks out there who've done it, thanks.

also lol @ "if it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship." we... do. there is a whole world of sexual activity outside of PIV.

[crossfire]

Oh, sweetie, no, it's not about benefits or a free ride, it's about destroying marriage (and thus civilization) as we know it.

Health insurance benefits are just a red herring.