The $5 Million Dollar Fake Birther Video that Will Destroy Obama!

[evildevil]

Birther Time Traveler Uses Magic to Capture Obama's Birth.



Now the Birthers Have a Hilarious Bogus Obama "Birth" Tape

It really does feel like the Obama Conspiracyverse has moved on from pure birtherism to the theory that the president's real father was Frank Marshall Davis. So I welcome this flashback from Vice, a video from a crazy person who

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[kaelstra]

The baby's head isn't weirdly-shaped. I've never seen a woman give vaginal birth to a baby with a perfectly round head; it's always got that cone-effect going on, because the head is soft and the vagina isn't big enough babies just shoot out like they're going down the vagoo-slip-n'-slide.

LOL forever at all the inaccurate Kenyan flags all over the place.

I also enjoy the way the "doctor" holds the umbilical cord on, then the nurse, until it's miraculously clipped off (they stop holding it in place). ETA: It's also worth noting that the nurse only seems to "cut" the cord once, yet when she lifts the umbilical cord away, it's already been apparently cut from the mother. They forgot to act out her clipping it free of the mother on the other end.

There's also no visible umbilical cord stump. They don't sheer it right off and then magically there's a perfectly formed belly-button. It leaves a gross stump for a week or two afterward that has to dry up and fall off. That baby has none.

[moonshaz]

YES.

[lone_concertina]

It was all fun and games until I got the umbilical cord part, at which point I started choke-laughing.

[alryssa]

vagoo-slip-n'-slide

DEAD AND BURIED

[scolaro]

This is freaking hilarious all by itself, but I still can't wait for Jon Stewart's take on it.

[stormqueen280]

Oh that's gonna be priceless.

[sumi_tatsuha]

No one clapped when I gave birth :/

But wow that woman apparently has no emotions about giving birth to such a large baby

[dearmisterecho]

ya know, because of all of this, I might ask my boyfriend that if we have kids together, I want him to give me a round of applause for what I just did. Something - Someone - just fell out of me.

And it's alive...in a good way (not in like a horror movie way). that's deserving of some claps.

[sumi_tatsuha]

I wish my son fell out of me D: He had to be sucked out

But yeah, no one claps for you, but everyone of the nurses/doctors/students will tell you how cute your baby is

[kaelstra]

They don't fall out, you have to really get into it and push them out. That deserves a round of applause in my opinion!

[lux_roark]

I had to check my grandma's FB to see if she had posted this video or not. I think I'm going to keep checking regularly. She claims she's a "non-racist birther."

[jocelyncs]

Yeah, that's like claiming to be a meat-eating vegetarian.

[makemerun]

I literally know a "non-racist" birther who is also a meat-eating "vegetarian".

[enchantedkiss_x]

Lol I've been checking my grandfather's FB page all day for the exact same reason

[heartlockedx]

I ain't even mad. This is hilarious.