New ABC promo

[phantomsangel]

New LOST promo from ABC.

Still has a ridiculous cage sex clip. :/ It doesn't even match up with what the voice over is saying.

Still features stupid Jackface destiny sound bite.

This one is a bit longer. But still doesn't match the Spanish promo! Get with it, ABC!

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Comments

[madeline_may]

ABC, hire someone new to do your promos. I could outdo this bullshit.

In fact, I think our next contest should be "Try to make a better promo than ABC". We'd all win, really.

[phantomsangel]

Damn, gurl! We could all totally outdo them! And then we burn them all to discs and send them to ABC with a note saying THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE EPIC PROMOS, BITCHES.

And then pray they don't sue us for copyright infringement.

[mulhollands]

Maybe it's just me, but now that I've seen the Spanish teaser, everything that ABC has done seems like a big "yawn" in comparison.

[fancifull]

holy shit they are obsessed with the cage scene

[phantomsangel]

It's obviously men making these promos.

Or Skaters.

I still don't understand the boner the writers/producers seem to have for Kate.

[madeline_may]

She's exactly the vision that men have in their head of a "strong female character". The whole "OMG I CAN DO STUFF WITH THE BIG BOYS, BUT I AM ALSO SUPER HOT." But if you'll notice, just when things get heavy, she wimps out in one way or another - leaving room for the big! Strong! Men! to come swinging in and save the day.

And they'd never want her to be anything other than fapping material, hence the utter lack of character growth.

[lostsailors]

God, THIS. Kate falls into this category of people thinking they are making a strong female character. But it's more "strong female, character" instead of "strong character, female" - if that makes sense. She's bad ass and can pistol whip you, but there's absolutely no depth to her character and she spends an inordinate amount of time ping-ponging between men. In season 5 they TRIED to give her growth with Aaron, but to be honest, all her faults and flaws are exactly the same as they were in season 1. It's like she hasn't evolved at all.

[raikune]

There are plenty of fan-made trailers on youtoob better than this. I'm sick of that goddamn voiceover guy used for every single damn tv show ad.

[khaman]

Sophie could do better than this from bed with a three-orifice cold.

I don't even KNOW Sophie, actually, but I'm making a very educated assumption.