Today I caught my boss holding one of our own captive, then I got shot by an asshole physicist who nobody had even seen for three years. Hopefully nothing else shitty happens, like being posted at the new station we're building, because otherwise I'm gonna end it all. FML.
I thought my daughter had died in a plane crash, then three years later was told by a woman with a kid that she's not dead. And the woman dumped me with the kid... Who just happens to be my grandson. I had been planning on going to Cabo. Now I can't. FML
My boss is a little bit obsessively in love with me. I went to dinner at his house tonight thinking that it was an actual dinner party with colleagues. Turns out it was just the two of us and a baked ham. I hate ham. FML.
I met the love of my life when I met the man I had been assigned to research with. It didn't matter that he was kind of a momma's boy, though he did name all of the lab rats after her. We dated for a while, but then everything got really fuzzy and now I'm in a coma. He fled the country. FML
My fiance left me at the altar citing he needed to 'find himself', joined a monastery, left said monastery, and immediately shacked up with a rich blonde bitch. I guess he found himself. FML
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