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tamburlaine's idea, from here. Thaaaanks, tamburlaine!
Our very own, Lost themed...
For those not familiar with the concept, check out this site here.
For those who know what it means, the only rules are that they have to sound as mundane as possible, even if they're not.
An example from tamburlaine:
Doing it wrong:
"Today, my estranged asshole father threw me out a window and now I'm paralyzed. FML."
Doing it right:
"Today, I went to go visit my estranged father because I haven't seen him in a while and, to be honest, I didn't want him to ruin his new fiancee's life. We had a pretty decent conversation until he pushed me out of a window. I broke my back. And, as I was lying on the pavement, a passing pigeon crapped on my prematurely balding head. FML."
Our very own, Lost themed...
For those not familiar with the concept, check out this site here.
For those who know what it means, the only rules are that they have to sound as mundane as possible, even if they're not.
An example from tamburlaine:
Doing it wrong:
"Today, my estranged asshole father threw me out a window and now I'm paralyzed. FML."
Doing it right:
"Today, I went to go visit my estranged father because I haven't seen him in a while and, to be honest, I didn't want him to ruin his new fiancee's life. We had a pretty decent conversation until he pushed me out of a window. I broke my back. And, as I was lying on the pavement, a passing pigeon crapped on my prematurely balding head. FML."