In honor of silly season...

[the4thjuliek]

Let's play a game, shall we?

The Telegraph has a random transfer rumor generator called the Babb.

This is what I got when I put Arsenal in:

"PAULINHO AGREES BLOCKBUSTER DEAL WITH ARSENAL FOR A FEE RUMOURED TO BE £55.4M"

And when I typed Dortmund:

"GERARD PIQUE POISED FOR SHOCK MOVE TO BORUSSIA DORTMUND FOR A FEE RUMOURED TO BE £45.2M"So give

Comments

Hmmmm

[lonelyclubband]

MANCHESTER UNITED SET TO SEAL £22M MOVE FOR DAVID DE GEA
He’s spotted at airport after flying in for talks

...

Also:
KARIM BENZEMA SET FOR SENSATIONAL SWITCH TO WEST HAM FOR A FEE IN THE REGION OF £20.2M

Re: Hmmmm

[the4thjuliek]

Lol, I think Woodward would still pay £22m and re-sign de Gea over letting him go.

RE: Re: Hmmmm

[lonelyclubband]

[minervasolo]

The generator promised me Hummels for Saints. Just the sort of player we need...

[the4thjuliek]

No, you don't!!! He's terrible and overrated!!!! He won't be able to play well in any team but Dortmund!!

[izaguirre]

For Celtic:

MARTIN ODEGAARD AGREES BLOCKBUSTER DEAL WITH CELTIC FOR A FEE RUMOURED TO BE £47.7M

It's just slightly more far-fetched than the real rumours flying around about us trying to sign him on loan. I just want Halstenberg tbh.

[mrsvixen]

ILKAY GUNDOGAN IN MOVE TO BAYERN MUNICH FOR A FEE IN THE REGION OF £27.2M
In-demand star had fallen out with previous dressing room.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

[the4thjuliek]

LMAO.