quick news round up

[jazzypom]

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[aquaecolore]

Götze. Out of focus, still sleazy looking.

I think Dortmund's playing tomorrow, not today :P

Also: I'm glad November will be over soon... for some of the recent facial hair decisions..

Tomorrow!

[jazzypom]

Oh, good. Liverpool is playing today, I can only bear so much at a time (although Dortmund's Champions League form isn't their problem - just every other form).

Ugh, Götze. Sorry I couldn't pixelate him, I don't have PS on this computer. Soon, mate, sooooonnnn...

OMG Liverpool is playing tomorrow. I left class half an hour early today thinking that they would have played today! FML.

RE: Tomorrow!

[aquaecolore]

oh no :(

[the4thjuliek]

OP, maybe you could have used Paint to cut out Tunnelcunt Peasant King from that picture? But excellent post, as always :D

People be thirsting for Jesus... Navas!

If only Demichelis weren't wearing that stupid cap.

Is Joe Hart sporting a Hitler Chaplin mustache?! It looks so ridiculous on him.

I'm on a mac

[jazzypom]

I don't even know what their basic graphics programme is or what it can do- but you know, I'm going to find out. If I keep doing these posts, I guess I need to suck it up and start blurring faces out of photos.

Who knows what Harty is doing? NGL, I've gotten a soft sport for Harty this season -- in that he seems to be trying, and takes the losses badly enough to have a cry over them. Everyone else in city seems to have checked out.

RE: I'm on a mac

[aquaecolore]

i think Gimp should work on anything? I've used it on Windows and Linux of all things

It's free and kind of a more than just a basic photoshop copy

e: nm i don't see downloads for Macs listed o_O

e2: nm i'm blind apparently it works on anything http://www.gimp.org/downloads/ (though you can only see that if you click the well hidden 'show other downloads' under the user manual thing)

RE: I'm on a mac

[jazzypom]

Yeah, mac doesn't like to play with others, unfortunately, but I had to break down and buy a mac, because with PC laptops by the time they get to six months, they just break down on me. I have that luck. So far *knocks on wood* this hasn't happened with this mac (simple specs).

[jesscp]

Kingdom of glass ankles

Oh OP such a painful joke :'( to be fair though, thanks for adding a nicer photo of Durmie where I don't have to be subjected to his new awful Cockatoo haircut. BvB are playing that other messed-up team Arsenal tomorrow too!

You know what annoys me the most about Peasant King?! Not only is he ruining the beautiful view of the Birthday Boy, but he has the most perfect eyebrows I've ever seen. As a woman who is obsessed with eyebrows, it is so frustrating that the little shit not only irritates me but has better eyebrows than me. This is a cruel cruel world.

I too live in hope that Man City might beat Bayern tonight because how boring is it that Bayern win ALL THE TIME. I am such a bitter bitch.

[aquaecolore]

OMG his eyebrows. They genuinely naturally look so feminine. I don't think he even does anything with them. I'm also envious about them a bit, mine are naturally light and sort of fade out from the outer corners :crying:

re: Durm- after hearing his voice he just looks like a child to me now lol... And his hair, i remember thinking during the national break that it's nice he hasn't shortened the sides like most others seem to be doing.. And then he goes ahead and does just that

[jesscp]

IKR?! Bet AK is pissed her boyfriend has better eyebrows than her, poor girl! I'm pretty lucky tbf, my eyebrows are midway between kardashian and Delevingne, except I need to majorly keep on top of styling them or it all falls to shit pretty quickly and I become more Frida Kahlo ugh :/

Durm will always be a young teenage boy to me, which is so fucked up when he takes his shirt off and my thirst for him appears. That boy is sculpted well! I really hate that shortened sides haircut, it's so popular here in England and it just looks shit.

Come and sit by me we can be bitter bitches together

[jazzypom]

*jp pats a vacant space beside her*

City needs to come good.

Right now, as much as I'd like to give up on Liverpool, I can't. So I'll come home, watch the team play- wtf at whatever sort of nonsense Rodgers comes up with and cry myself to sleep. This is why the English don't believe in religion - your football team will bring you to heaven, hell or purgatory, and write their own histories or legends, with sports journalists and bloggers as the modern version of Paul (is it Paul- fellow Catholic school goers, help a sister out) writing letters in their own hand.

Ugh, Götze is the worst.

Reus might want to plan a career off of the pitch I think. His injuries will only get worse and his ankles weaker as he goes on.

[mrscrapbag]

Götze's face is so doughy... idek

people really /are/ jealous of crispy though. case in point: people who calls him penaldo. lol

idek, i guess

[jazzypom]

Personally I'm just tired of nowt but strikers getting the award, tbh. But I'm in a minority, I know.

RE: idek, i guess

[mrscrapbag]

it can be tiring, but that's football for ya, i guess.

[the4thjuliek]

Not jealous sis, we're fed up. Guys like Lahmpoleon and Gigi should have won this award years ago.

[mrscrapbag]

bvb boys aww! <3

You beat me to it boo!

[jesscp]

THESE LITTLE SHITS MAKE ME DIE UGHHHH!!! I was gonna post this as I saw it on tumblr... Swaggy himself posted this about it:

RE: You beat me to it boo!

[mrscrapbag]

they are so cute!

[ndobler]

they are just ridic, i love it
even tho irl i'd probably look like my bae bender here in the background if i had to hang out with these fuckers all the time lol: