Zlatan kick victims get together and make voodoo doll, stick him in the hip during PSG vs Bastia

[riellemayer]

It's your favourite French billionaire news (injury) round-up! Brought to you by one of two fans on ONTD-FB :D

(Sorry in advance if my cuts are fucked up, first time posting to LJ and I don't know what the hell I'm doing)

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[riellemayer]

omg look twitter i need u 2 cooperate w/ me pls

[riellemayer]

bitch ur undefined what does that mean!!!

[rare_lj]

omg I'm not sure what isn't working, but I love this post anyway

"We fear for the safety of our supporters," PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi said in a statement exclusive to ONTD-FB TV. "He is wild and dangerous. Before it was Thiago Silva's ankle and Cabaye's throat, today it was Gregory's back and Motta's nose. What next? Who is next? Paris is not safe we need to evacuate. Someone warn Kanye."

LMAO OP

[riellemayer]

lmao ngl I cackled for like a solid five minutes writing that part

[waterpulse]

OP, I feel you on your entire Thiago Silva paragraph.

[riellemayer]

I'm so upset :'(

[waterpulse]

It's okay, he'll be back and do amazing shit like this or curve a ball in and actually have it count. /pats

[riellemayer]

God, I remember that. It was such a beautiful save and looked so effortless. He's seriously the best.

[jenny_jenkins]

I have a voodoo doll.

This shit works.

[riellemayer]

hmm looks like I need to invest in one

[rare_lj]

Seeing David Luiz smile again makes me happy

[lied_ohne_worte]

I felt somehow vaguely guilty seeing him so sad after that World Cup match, even though I definitely hadn't done anything except sit there in utter disbelief. He was so nice to James Rodriguez after their match.