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xbeyondinsanex in ontd_ai

OMG IT'S ....NOT WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS

Jun 24, 2009 00:04

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i used to live on gay street, like 85% douche, i'm up for anything, all aboard the crazy train, is this real life?, shit just got real, did i miss something?

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odontv June 24 2009, 05:22:13 UTC

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xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 05:24:31 UTC

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 06:05:53 UTC

By the way, you need to know how scarily accurate that is. Vest, gloves, Jeans, white t shirt. Like YES THAT IS HIM.

xbelle89x June 24 2009, 05:28:43 UTC

I thought I saw Anwar on a random street corner once. I DO live in Jersey, so it made sense, but then again there are certain parts of Jersey where everyone looks like that.

bergdorf_brune June 24 2009, 05:29:12 UTC

THE OTHER DAY I SAW A WOMAN AT RALPH'S WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ADAM'S MOM AND A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE POPPING OUT TALKING TO HER AND I GRASPED MY BOYFRIEND'S ARM AND TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HER AND HE JUST GRABBED MY CELLPHONE AND TOLD ME I NEEDED A ~REALITY CHECK~

I STILL BELIEVE IT WAS HER.

odontv June 24 2009, 05:31:43 UTC

YOU SHOULD GO INTO THAT RALPH'S AND WAIT FOR HER TO REAPPEAR.

bergdorf_brune June 24 2009, 05:33:08 UTC

LOLL IT'S OPEN RN
AND THAT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE IT'S IN HOLLYWOOD

odontv June 24 2009, 06:03:25 UTC

JUST SET UP CAMP THERE.

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party_bench June 24 2009, 05:31:59 UTC

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IDOLS.

BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.

IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.

I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.

bergdorf_brune June 24 2009, 05:33:43 UTC

LOL IRL LOL IRL LOL IRL
I DIED

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:36:00 UTC

LIKE THE FROG.

APPARENTLY I SEE AS WELL AS SCOTT.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 05:36:42 UTC

OH MY GOD. PIG ON A LEASH! IT'S LIKE DICK IN A BOX BUT ROOTING FOR TRUFFLES.

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karma_kate June 24 2009, 05:36:11 UTC

Haven't really had a double-take moment, but I needed to get out of the shooooes post, my eyes hurt from staring.

I'm all about the ontd_ai seeping into daily life... like buying wedding gifts today, me: "they said no boxed gifts, but my friend is such a tease, and I'm getting a gift for those benches."
Store clerk: O__0

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:39:43 UTC

You're just giving a little love to the benches. No one ever gets a bench anything...not for a holiday or for a birthday.

THAT'S IT. NEXT BENCH I SEE, I'M GETTING A PRESENT FOR IT. AND I'M TAKING A PICTURE.

karma_kate June 24 2009, 05:42:40 UTC

hee. I just wish I captured the clerk's face. And then mine when I realized that I didn't even consider that people in the ~real world~ don't know what in the hell I'm talking about.. kinda sad for them, ngl, they're missing out. :D

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:45:41 UTC

There is no life apart from the Internet...which is why I'm pale and have no friends. but yeah, my facebook status was "on the roof, seeking proof" and my mom thought I was suicidal or something and was all "what does THAT mean???? You can't even GET to the roof; where WERE you?!".

I just said it was a bad poetry inside joke, because it was too embarrassing to tell her it was ADAM LAMBERT'S bad poetry that I dug up. :/

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