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OMG IT'S ....NOT WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS

Jun 24, 2009 00:04

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i used to live on gay street, like 85% douche, i'm up for anything, all aboard the crazy train, is this real life?, shit just got real, did i miss something?

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party_bench June 24 2009, 05:31:59 UTC

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IDOLS.

BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.

IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.

I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.

bergdorf_brune June 24 2009, 05:33:43 UTC

LOL IRL LOL IRL LOL IRL
I DIED

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:36:00 UTC

LIKE THE FROG.

APPARENTLY I SEE AS WELL AS SCOTT.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 05:36:42 UTC

OH MY GOD. PIG ON A LEASH! IT'S LIKE DICK IN A BOX BUT ROOTING FOR TRUFFLES.

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:37:57 UTC

I JUST HAD A VERY WEIRD MENTAL IMAGE, TYVM.

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:41:06 UTC

PLUS WHOA WHAT WOULD IT BE ROOTING FOR IN THERE?

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 05:51:11 UTC

...Truffles. NUTTIN W/O YOU!

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:54:16 UTC

I need to go watch that again. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

cricket June 24 2009, 05:45:13 UTC

I CAN'T STOP LOLING. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 05:48:02 UTC

AHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:49:59 UTC

AND I TOTALLY WANTED IT TO BE REAL SO I COULD GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT IT. BUT I THINK THIS STORY IS BETTER.

THEN I FELT AWFUL BECAUSE I CALLED A SICK DOG A PIG. BUT FEELINGS OF GUILT WERE SQUASHED LIKE THE FROG. QUICKLY.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 05:54:56 UTC

LOL I DEFINITELY THINK THIS STORY IS BETTER.

AHAHAHAH THIS IS FAR TOO FUNNY TO ME RIGHT NOW

party_bench June 24 2009, 05:56:21 UTC

I WISH I HAD GOTTEN A PICTURE. BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, THIS DOG HAD NO TAIL AND WAS BLACK AND SNUFFLING AROUND LIKE A PIG. THEN I SAW ITS FACE UP CLOSE AND IT WASN'T QUITE PIGGY. BUT FROM FAR AWAY AND FROM THE BACK, THAT DOG WAS A DAMN PIG.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 05:59:00 UTC

LOL THE IMAGERY HAHAHAHHAH. STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD
JFC POMERANIAN PIG DOG

party_bench June 24 2009, 06:01:59 UTC

THAT WAS EXACTLY MY SENTIMENT.

BUT I'M A MIDWESTERNER, A PET PIG COULD HAPPEN.

AND APPARENTLY SO COULD A POMERANIAN PIG DOG ON A LEASH. I NEED TO FIND MY NEIGHBOR AND POSE.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 06:05:03 UTC

LOL I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT WOULD BE FUNNIER THIS DOG, OR AN ACTUAL PIG.

HAHA I AGREE, I BELIEVE I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS HILARITY

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