I AM NOT SO BORED THAT MY HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW

[adamspotato]

NOT ENOUGH

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YOU ALSO MAY NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SPEAK THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU MEAN.
LET ME REVIEW:
BE VAGUE ABOUT INTIMATE STUFF
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Comments

[wheetoo]

why are you loling? I'm in tears rn

[icebar]

I AM ACTUALLY NOT CONFUSED

[fasciculations]

*sobbing*

[jadel_mah]

I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD AT ALL
AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT IN EXCRUITIATING PAIN IN PLACES WHICH ARE NOT MY WOMB OR LOWER BACK
AND MY BOOBS DO NOT ACHE AT ALL

[iamghostqueen]

I DID NOT JUST POOP A FEW MINUTES AGO