I AM NOT SO BORED THAT MY HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW
NOT ENOUGH
INFORMATION
THIS IS NOT A POST WHERE OVER-SHARING SHALL BE ALLOWED.
NO EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTIONS OF ONE'S BODILY FUNCTIONS SHALL BE TOLERATED.
AND ANY DISTURBING ANECDOTES SHALL BE SWIFTLY DELETED, SCORNED AND BANNED.
YOU ALSO MAY NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SPEAK THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU MEAN.
LET ME REVIEW:
BE VAGUE ABOUT INTIMATE STUFF
& SPEAK IN NON-OPPOSITE TERMS
THE BELOW GIF IS COMPLETELY RELATED TO THE TOPIC.
NOW GO AWAY.