FLAIL FAIL - OR "KRIS ALLEN MUST HAVE GROWN UP WATCHING OPRAH CAUSE DAMN CAN SHE TEASE"

Oct 16, 2009 19:16


THE WHOLE STORY FOLLOWS - TEASING STROKES TO MY AROUSAL ARE BOLDED FOR YOUR LOLLING.

So for those of you who don't follow my twatter (@elle_higgins) I was one of the two people chosen to attend the Oprah taping today. In order to do this, I had to complete the following tasks
TL;DR NOTHING COOL HAPPENED, COME LAUGH AT ELLE )

i heard you like the fail whale, he let me down easy like a gentleman, does his gay advertise?, church of adam lambert, he had a hardon for that cake, you're the one playing games kelly, a splash of orgasm, entitlement is not sexy, c'mon it's only adam, do not hush adam's gay

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glamchemy October 17 2009, 01:36:05 UTC
but now that Oprah had risen my expectations to roughtly the height of Mt. Killamonjaro I was kind of sad.

which made his expressions all adorable and kind of odd.

ADAM: *MAKES AN EMBARRASSED SCRUNCH FACE AND SRSLY WTF WHY DID THEY START THERE*
^^i luh'ed those parts
but

"OPRAH! YOU AND I HAVE THE EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY!!!!!"

O: JANUARY 29TH???? OMG! YAY! FLAIL!

ADAM: FLAIL!

O: WE ARE THE BEST PEOPLE EVER! WE ARE THE BEST HUMANITARIANS

ADAM: AQUARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!

^^JUST SLAYED ME
CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT ON YOUTUBE DKWEFHWEUIFHEUIFH

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xbeyondinsanex October 17 2009, 04:39:14 UTC
<3 GLAD YOU LIKED IT SO MUCH BB! IT WSA A BLAST AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE SITUATION.

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chiixhideki October 17 2009, 01:37:18 UTC
AHHH HE IS SO ADORABLE

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angelxtreme82 October 17 2009, 01:37:25 UTC
AWESOME AND DETAILED RECAP BB ! SOUNDS A LIKE A GOOD SHOW <3

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cheapxdate October 17 2009, 01:38:58 UTC
LOLLLL I LOVEEEE YOU SFM

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xbeyondinsanex October 17 2009, 02:38:20 UTC
<3

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qafaddiction October 17 2009, 01:39:31 UTC
GREAT RECAP, BB! THANKS FOR PUTTING IN ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS.

AND NGL, I WOULD ACTUALLY USE A PAYLESS COUPON. WHEE!

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