Ah, good thing I've got some things worked out. Until this laughing man gets over and done with, things will progress again and the engagement party will be up again. Sorry Emmett ( Read more... )

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I have a request from my employer for quite an interesting position. She needs, in her own words, a "fag to hag". Does anyone wish to fill this position? You must be able to sing, have a decent fashion sense, and enjoy manicures, shopping and bright colors. You will also be well compensated ( Read more... )

So. uh. Is anyone good with planning parties?

Nothing too expensive. Just, special.

Hello, darlings! I've returned from my two week long cruise. And I will tell you that it was fabulous! Too bad you weren't there ( Read more... )

I hate women.