; prepare for total domination

[axelled]

Oi, Girl Scout. Front and center. Right the fuck now.

The rest of you: I'm hungry. Where's your favorite place to eat?

Comments

[spikeysoldier]

What is it now?

[axelled]

How's that party planning going, kid?

[spikeysoldier]

It's going well.

[axelled]

Is that so. I thought the whole explosion involving your fiancée would have caused a small hiccup. Just a little.

[stradapanthera]

Axel's Kitchen.

[axelled]

Denied.

[stradapanthera]

You asked, asshole.

[axelled]

So I could find a place to eat, not make it myself. Use your brain, kitty!

[justlikeoneofmy]

There's a really great sushi bar down that street with the weird statue!

I didn't know that Italy had Girl Scouts.... How cute!

ASSUMING STRIKES ARE READABLE, GO!

[axelled]

Statues are creepy. How can you eat with one staring at you?

We just call him that.

[justlikeoneofmy]

Well, it's that cool one with lots of sheets of metal all twined together, so it doesn't have a face.

Him? H- huh? You mean... no cookies?

[axelled]

I can't decide if that's creepier or not.

No cookies. We'd call him Boy Scout, but he's not enough of a man for that.

[lungrot]

in bed.

[axelled]

You lazy motherfucker.

[lungrot]

nothing like some day-old hungry bug and a smoke or five in bed to make you realize just how wonderful life can be ♥

[axelled]

Isn't that the place Godzilla runs?

[vanitafragile]

We have girl scouts?

[axelled]

Nah. Just Zack.

[vanitafragile]

Does he sell cookies?

[axelled]

I might actually like him if he did.