; prepare for total domination

[axelled]

Oi, Girl Scout. Front and center. Right the fuck now.

The rest of you: I'm hungry. Where's your favorite place to eat?

Comments

[vanitafragile]

We have girl scouts?

[axelled]

Nah. Just Zack.

[vanitafragile]

Does he sell cookies?

[axelled]

I might actually like him if he did.

[vanitafragile]

I'll give him some cookies. He can sell them. The world needs more happy mojo.

[axelled]

I think you should lace them with arsenic and just give them to him.

[vanitafragile]

I think I've seen Zack. Killing someone that pretty would be an awful, awful waste.

[axelled]

He's straight. Also, engaged. To my wife. You can't sleep with him. I recommend the arsenic cookies.

[vanitafragile]

Straight and engaged stop very few people. So you know.

[axelled]

This one's different. Real big on right and wrong and all that shit.

[vanitafragile]

They're all real big on it; then they feel awful, and repent, and blah-blah-blah. If they get the urges, they get the urges.

[suits_me]

Huh. And just when I thought I couldn't dislike you more than I already did.

[vanitafragile]

If it was a lie, I wouldn't say it. Maybe your beau is true and blue. But from my experience? They're never "true and blue" to the core.