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[suits_me]

I'm retiring the porn star as my favorite drink. Who has suggestions for a new one?

Hey Florist. Wherever you are, I really hope you're okay.

Comments

[celtic_sniper]

Try a whiskey sour. It's simple but good.

[suits_me]

Sounds like my type. Wonder what makes it sour?

[celtic_sniper]

Just normal lemon juice.

[suits_me]

...Just thinking about the taste of lemon juice makes me shiver.

I'm sold.

Locked

[artiglio]

Ah, don't worry about him. Youji's a tough guy, he'll be ok.

Locked

[suits_me]

Yeah, I'm sure. He's probably just laying on some beach with a girl on each side of him. Woulda been nice to say goodbye though.

How are you doing?

Re: Locked

[artiglio]

Well, I'm a little annoyed at having to take care of the loose ends for that slacker, but I'm ok.

Locked

[suits_me]

What are they? The loose ends.

[duoperpetuo]

'ey, try a Fuck Me Hard or a Flaming Blue Fuck if you're lookin' for somethin' similar but a little different.

[suits_me]

I'm so gonna order both of those. Just because of the names alone.

I remember when I thought ordering a "porn star" was scandelous...

[duoperpetuo]

lmao.

Sweetheart, just don't pound 'em in.

They go down real easy.

[suits_me]

I've got a little bit of...immunity. I've never pushed it though.

...You set the second one on fire!

[frozen_velvet]

Russian vodka or nothing at all~

[suits_me]

They say good vodka isn't supposed to have a taste so...what's the point?