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[suits_me]

I'm retiring the porn star as my favorite drink. Who has suggestions for a new one?

Hey Florist. Wherever you are, I really hope you're okay.

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[duoperpetuo]

'ey, try a Fuck Me Hard or a Flaming Blue Fuck if you're lookin' for somethin' similar but a little different.

[suits_me]

I'm so gonna order both of those. Just because of the names alone.

I remember when I thought ordering a "porn star" was scandelous...

[duoperpetuo]

lmao.

Sweetheart, just don't pound 'em in.

They go down real easy.

[suits_me]

I've got a little bit of...immunity. I've never pushed it though.

...You set the second one on fire!

[duoperpetuo]

Immunity, huh? Never met a girl that could handle more'n four shots in two hours--pretty impressive.

So you like fire?

[suits_me]

I have to be able to hold my own around my friends. They'd probably leave me at home if I couldn't.

Well...it's just kind of cool, you know? A drink that you set on fire and drink through a straw. I wonder if I have any lighter fluid.

[duoperpetuo]

Hang out with a buncha guys, then?

Y'know, unless you have a whole troupe of girls that can drink pitchers of beer or somethin'.

You need lighter fluid? I'm runnin' an errand later, and if you don't have it, I can bring some by.

[suits_me]

For the most part, yeah. Though I do know a couple of girls who could probably hold their own...

Would you? That would be a huge help! Oh, since you're gonna be out anyway, would you mind picking up a couple of other things? Like some sambuca. ...And Blue Curacao liqueur. And maybe some straws?

[duoperpetuo]

I was just gonna offer that.

You're totally goin' first, sweetheart.

((ooc: LMFAO WRONG ICON THE FIRST TIME LOLLOLOLOL))

[suits_me]

Yay.

Wait, where am I going?

[duoperpetuo]

Aw, I meant you're gonna drink yours first so I can watch your expression.

It's pretty fun when you drink somethin' that's on fire for the first time, trust me.

This kinda stuff's not usually my thing, but I'm gonna make an exception here.

[duoperpetuo]

((ooc: *phail* And by stuff, he means sweet drinks.))

[suits_me]

((OOC: *pets* ^^ ))

[suits_me]

Sure, I'll take the first drink. I'm all in now. I can't wait actually!

Stop, drop, and roll. Yeah, that's how that goes...

Even with the headstart though, I won't be the one wearing the lamp shade.

[duoperpetuo]

If all else fails, I could probably just pour some orange juice on you and it'd put the stuff right out ;D

Anyway! Uh..I don't get hungover, girlie.

[suits_me]

I think I've got a fire extinguisher. Somewhere.

Right...so, go ahead and put the coffee on right now?