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[stray_redbird]

Her name is Beatrice, and she's fuckin' beautiful.

P.S. And I suddenly remembered I'm dating the fucking Beast Master. I wonder if he can sign up with Siegfried and Roy.

Comments

[axelled]

Good thing you like her. I'd have to shoot you otherwise.

[stray_redbird]

Yeah, I like her alright. Might be in love.

[axelled]

Don't cheat on Arabella. I think Tseng would cry.

[stray_redbird]

Too late. Cheating.

[stradapanthera]

Ya tuck her in at night?

[stray_redbird]

Don't be a hater, baby.

[stradapanthera]

Got my own girl to tuck in at night.

Bet mine purrs louder.

[stray_redbird]

Pfft. Bet mine would make yours roadkill.

[bel_furto]

Red, she's AMAZING.

Are you trying to send him away to get eaten by tigers?

[stray_redbird]

Tell me about it.

Pfft. More like he's gonna make the tigers eat me.

[bel_furto]

Having fun so far?

OWCH. What did you do now?

[stray_redbird]

Fun. Fun is a good word for it.

Oh, y'know. Bein' an ass. What else is new.

[lungrot]

beatrice is a fuckugly name

i like my car better

[stray_redbird]

First of all, I didn't name her. Second of all, even if she was named Archibald Frank Georginheim the Sixth, she'd still be a fuckin' beautiful piece of metal.

[lungrot]

even if she was named archibald frank georginheim the sixth, it would see be better than beatrice

[stray_redbird]

Dude, you don't even like motorcycles. Your opinion counts for shit.

[premuroso]

How fast?

[stray_redbird]

0-60 in under three seconds.

[premuroso]

Brilliant. Words can't do something like that justice.

[stray_redbird]

You're right, but fuck yeah gets pretty close.