17 ; completely fucking dirt poor

[axelled]

I know half of you want to shoot me. Form a line, please, because I think I just went insane and I need to be put down.

Jesus fuckin' Christ. I need to sell some of that hotel soap now.

Comments

[stradapanthera]

What the fuck.

[axelled]

You. Kitty. You love me. Buy me a slushie.

[stradapanthera]

Fuck you, asshole.

[axelled]

Buy me a fucking slushie!

[favolosity]

Ew! Who would buy hotel soap!

[axelled]

People who can't afford soap as awesome as yours.

[favolosity]

I heard that hotel soap is made out of baby whales! :( Or was it whale sperm?

WHATEVER! Whales that aren't big! Think of the whales.

LMFAO DONE SRY

[favolosity]

The midget whales!

[doofus_sitar]

Is everything okay, man? I could offer you some of my jumbo shrimp I just got down at the store....

[axelled]

I couldn't take your jumbo shrimp. Maybe if you have some Cheezits lying around.

[doofus_sitar]

Oh yeah! A bunch! Along with Doritos, Hershey's chocolates, Cheetos, pretzels, Oreo Cakesters and a lot of other awesome stuff!

[axelled]

What are Oreo Cakesters. They sound delicious and heart clogging.

[stray_redbird]

Might be a damper on our relationship if someone shoots you.

[axelled]

I think it might be a damper on my life if I don't have the money for slushies.

[stray_redbird]

What happened to your money, man?

1/WHO KNOWS?!?!?!

[axelled]

[bombardiere]

What should the rest of us do?

[axelled]

Buy the hotel soap.

[bombardiere]

But I don't need hotel soap. I have my own.