17 ; completely fucking dirt poor

[axelled]

I know half of you want to shoot me. Form a line, please, because I think I just went insane and I need to be put down.

Jesus fuckin' Christ. I need to sell some of that hotel soap now.

Comments

[doofus_sitar]

Is everything okay, man? I could offer you some of my jumbo shrimp I just got down at the store....

[axelled]

I couldn't take your jumbo shrimp. Maybe if you have some Cheezits lying around.

[doofus_sitar]

Oh yeah! A bunch! Along with Doritos, Hershey's chocolates, Cheetos, pretzels, Oreo Cakesters and a lot of other awesome stuff!

[axelled]

What are Oreo Cakesters. They sound delicious and heart clogging.

[doofus_sitar]

Kinda like mini Moon Pies if you've ever had them before.

Like... obese fluffy oreos!

[axelled]

Fluffy? Fluffy? How much marshmallow is there. I fuckin' love marshmallow.

[doofus_sitar]

[axelled]

Delicious. You, little alien, are my type of dude.

[doofus_sitar]

I have a few crates if you want some.

1/2

[axelled]

[axelled]

Did you say crates, little man?

[doofus_sitar]

Uh huh!

[axelled]

You know. I think I may love you.

[doofus_sitar]

Like a brother from another mother?

[axelled]

You're getting smarter every day!

[doofus_sitar]

I try my best!