Two scoops of icecream won't make you fat.

[laketoya]

YO, DOC. I swung by your place this morning, but you didn't answer the door. Maybe you should stop blowing crap up before a decent hour of the day so I can get you this pudding

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[axelled]

Paint over it.

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[laketoya]

Well, yeah, but it'll still be there.

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[laketoya]

Besides, that'll screw up my lucky paintbrush AND take several coats to cover. We're going for elimination and efficiency, here.

[axelled]

Bleach will fuck up your wall. Take your pick. A paintbrush or the wall. It's just blood.

[maschera_verde]

If its dry cant you just like...strip the paint then repaint? Worked when I got some spaghetti sauce all over the place...don't ask how that one happened...

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[laketoya]

HEY, that's not a half-bad idea!

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[laketoya]

But it sounds like it'd take a really long damn time.

[maschera_verde]

Yeah...but if it gets the job done it gets it done right? Unless you need it done fast...

[medico_male]

Whichever method you choose, you will be suitably compensated, I promise.

[laketoya]

Do I get to pick where we get delivery from?

(OOC: lol when would you like to do the log?)

[medico_male]

You can choose your meals.

[OOC: I'm off work tomorrow. I'll start it then.]

[ilmascherato]

Weren't ya gonna get me a sandwich?

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[laketoya]

I was going to make you one, from scratch even-

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[laketoya]

-but that ship has sailed, moved on to bigger and better, onwards and upwards!

Unless, of course, you're still considering giving me a job.

[ilmascherato]

You'd let me starve???

[gotico_forense]

Bleach usually does the trick, ya know.

[laketoya]

Really? No toxic fumes? No hours upon hours of backbreaking scrubbing? No discernible left over stains for that sneaky Luminol to detect?

[gotico_forense]

Why would you need to get past Luminol?

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[laketoya]

Because I've watched too much television?