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Jun 21, 2008 10:59

Okay...

... for research purposes

How do guys do it?

temari, edward elric, axel, kai, billy kaplan, tommy shepard, kristoph gavin, hirako shinji, shunsui kyoryaku, shouichi irie, reno sinclair, ichimaru gin, risotto nero, spanner, felix harrowgate, prosciutto, l lawliet, teddy altman

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skrullactually June 21 2008, 17:38:02 UTC

Really, really carefully.

Like, really.

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Mind if I ask if this is like a casual thing, dude? Or something a little bit more...I dunno...serious? That can make all the difference in the world.

divaricatore June 21 2008, 17:42:52 UTC

I'm a careful enough person, I do think.

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Ah no, it's serious between us.

Or at least I think so. We haven't been in that kind of a relationship for long... Friends for years though.

skrullactually June 21 2008, 17:52:30 UTC

Well being careful is definitely step number one. I mean, it's fun understatement of the year, because it's not like a cakewalk either I think.

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Friends that turn into something better, eh? Lucky dog, those are the best kind of situations, ever. Well if it's serious, then I think you're a step ahead of the bunch. If you're comfortable around each other, then it'll come natural.

But, if you want to get a more serious rundown...

Teddy's Comprehensive List of Necessary Things to Make the Manlove Magic Happen
1) Trust
2) Patience
3) Humility
4) About ten times as much time as you think you will need
5) A locked door (this is key)
6) Spit Pre-cum Lube, and lots of it
7) Being totally crazy in love doesn't hurt.
7) Oh, and foreplay makes it all go down much smoother. Seriously.

divaricatore June 21 2008, 18:22:38 UTC

I've never experienced it, so I wouldn't know.

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I guess I'm pretty lucky, yeah. The only thing is he's really high-strung... can't get him to relax.

I'll just have to take it slow, I guess. Not like I mind it much.

1) I think we have plenty of that
2) I've got it
3) Mmmm, that he has in abundance
4) I figured as much.
5) Easy. We live alone.
6) I'll surely obtain some
7) This I'm not sure
7) Will make note of that.

ilmascherato June 21 2008, 17:40:22 UTC

It ain't by usin' their brains~

divaricatore June 21 2008, 17:46:37 UTC

... That's unfortunate. I rather value my brain's capabilities.

ilmascherato June 21 2008, 17:58:10 UTC

Brain'll just hinder other~ things~

divaricatore June 21 2008, 18:08:40 UTC

Like what?

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technobabbling June 21 2008, 18:04:30 UTC

. . .

[ brb he's suffering a heart attack on office floor. ]

divaricatore June 21 2008, 18:09:09 UTC

Oh hey Shouichi.

Wanna help me research?

technobabbling June 21 2008, 18:20:27 UTC

. . .

[ can't seem to stop staring blankly. surely what he just experienced was death. ]

divaricatore June 21 2008, 18:23:17 UTC

Hm?

Earth to Shouichi.

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axelled June 21 2008, 20:14:37 UTC

You could ask Reno. He's pretty good at it.

divaricatore June 21 2008, 20:26:05 UTC

Who is this Reno?

axelled June 21 2008, 20:31:28 UTC

Tall, redhead, smokes like a chimney. He's kind of hard to miss.

divaricatore June 21 2008, 20:34:10 UTC

I'm not a very observant person. Will keep a lookout for him.

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need_for June 21 2008, 20:33:06 UTC

Different hole.

skrullactually June 21 2008, 20:35:37 UTC

Thank you, Dr. Ruth.

Oh god. Save us all.

need_for June 21 2008, 20:36:54 UTC

I think that's about as technical as he needs.

skrullactually June 21 2008, 20:42:20 UTC

Lit-tle more complicated than that.

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