One Shot: Intro [Action/Accidental Voice]

[onlyonepath]

[The cold snap bit at the toes of restful sleepers this morning as they continued to doze. It's quite the change from the summer's heat, so it's not unusual for two bodies to huddle together for some extra warmth under the covers. In fact, such a thing seems to be happening at a certain household right now, in a certain mechanic's bed...]

[Irvine

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[Voice]

[godbent]

-What the hell is going on there?

[Voice]

[onlyonepath]

[Sorry, Haruhi. The new kid is distracted.]

These aren't my pants! Where did my pants go?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy]

[Many apologies, girl. They're too busy shouting to hear you.] I don't care, get out!

"[Voice"]

[godbent]

[ . . .

Okay no that's just wrong. You know what she'll just get redressed and head over towards Winry's. She knows she should have a sense of urgency, but new kid sounds more in danger than her girl anyway right now even if she is a little indignant and a lot curious]

[Voice]

[truthget]

[What a thing to wake up to, good grief.]

Winry!? Oi!

[Injuries be damned, so help him he will limp over there and faint on you, strange man!]

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy]

E-Ed? [Is he-? No, a journal must be open somewhere.]

[Voice]

[onlyonepath]

...You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you say anything last night?

[Dammit. Irvine hates boyfriends. Most of them can kick his ass.]

[Voice]

[truthget]

[jkfhjkdsfhdfhkjfdf]

L-last night!?

[WHAT THE HELL, NOW HE IS SO CONFUSED]

[Voice]

[greatinspector]

[Trouble? Not while Zenigata is on the case! There are vague sounds of clothes rustling, handcuffs clinking, and boots crunching on gravel]

OI! What the hell are you doing?! Creeps and perverts have got no place in this town I tell ya!

[Voice]

[onlyonepath]

[Handcuffs? SERIOUSLY?]

Um, there's nothing to see here, officer! Just a little misunderstanding!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy]

Arrest him! My address is house number twenty- [And this is where Irvine can feel free to try and shut her up. If that doesn't happen it's just House #23.]

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[greatinspector]

[Zenigata has some vague idea of what house it may be, he's made it a point to make a map of the entire village in his head, and pay very close attention to the population]

Don't you worry, Miss. Just hang on! I'll get you, you bastard!

[More running]

voice

[lunarianlegacy]

[That male voice has a vaguely familiar sound to it, but Ceodore can't quite place it. He doesn't recognize the female one at all. What he does notice is that it sounds a heck of a lot like a lady's being attacked in her bed and he's ready to go help out, strangers or not.]

Hey miss, you okay?

voice

[onlyonepath]

Is she okay? I'm the one getting hit with tools!

voice

[crytearsofjoy]

I'll be fine once I toss him out! [Speaking of which, there's a hammer you'd want to dodge coming your way Irvine.]

voice

[lunarianlegacy]

Do you need some help? Where are you?

[action | later at Winry's house, after things have died down]

[onlyonepath]

[Irvine puts down the guide and rubs his eyes. This is a lot to take in.]

So like...all my friends. They're back home, and I'm like, planets away? Or is it, like, an alternate universe?

[action]

[crytearsofjoy]

[She sets the plate of eggs, toast, and bacon down before him - her apology for the fiasco earlier in the morning.]

Maybe both? I'm not clear on it all myself, but it's true you're separated. Your friends might be here too, but there's no guaranteeing that.

[action]

[onlyonepath]

Thanks [He picks up a fork and starts attacking the eggs.] That so? Would you know if any of 'em are here?

[action]

[crytearsofjoy]

I've been here for about two years, but there are still people I don't know.

But the best way to contact them if they are? [She picks up a slice of bacon from her own plate.] Is through the journals.