Comments | onlyhalfserious: 003 (Voice- think Veruca Salt meets Luna Lovegood.)

onlyhalfserious

003 (Voice- think Veruca Salt meets Luna Lovegood.)

Feb 25, 2010 19:32

[Sark's having the BEST WEEK EVER. First he finds out he's dead, then Alastair makes him his bitch, and now he's a foot shorter, and looks younger than he is, because... Tiny Russian girls look younger. Because I said so.]

The first person who provides me with a bottle of champagne right this moment will receive my undying devotion.

This, Admiral, ( Read more... )

flood, not alastair's bitch, the admiral must die, screw my life, will kill for decent alcohol, genderswap, sark is an unhappy kitty, tiny girlchild sark is tiny

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major_west February 26 2010, 01:54:36 UTC

I have a bit of scotch leftover from Christmas, but little more than that, I'm afraid.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 01:58:49 UTC

[After a beat.]

It'll do.

major_west February 26 2010, 02:05:36 UTC

Not enough to get you pissed enough to forget about this, I'll admit. But perhaps it will take the edge off of this nonsense.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 02:17:31 UTC

I have the distinct impression this body couldn't hold even a small amount of liquor.

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spo0kshow_baby February 26 2010, 02:05:12 UTC

Undying devotion, huh? Hmm. And a moment too late, it seems. Fuck all, oh well.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 02:17:56 UTC

The position has, thankfully, been filled.

spo0kshow_baby February 26 2010, 02:20:34 UTC

Yeah, well, lucky you.

Y'all are nasty in the bathroom, just so one of you jackasses knows.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 02:37:04 UTC

Thank you. I sincerely value your opinion.

[NOT. TINEH!GIRL SNARK IS SNARKY.]

cantrunfromme February 26 2010, 02:40:57 UTC

Am I going to have to brand you all over again?

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 02:47:12 UTC

[FEEL THE SUPPRESSED, YET SEETHING TINEHGIRL RAAAAAGE.]

I don't think that will be necessary.

cantrunfromme February 26 2010, 03:02:33 UTC

You may have a point there. No point on beating a dead horse until of course the enjoyment of beating anything wears off.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 03:07:34 UTC

[Said through gritted teeth in the same tone, one might say, "Your mother sucks cocks IN HELL."]

Has anyone ever told you you're exceedingly charming?

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gray_atonement February 26 2010, 02:50:18 UTC

Welcome to the Barge.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 02:54:24 UTC

Quite the welcome. I've killed men for far less agreeable welcomes, but I'm rather impotent against much of anything, at this point, so I won't waste my breath on idle threats.

gray_atonement February 26 2010, 03:03:06 UTC

I prefer this to the truth flood, the inability to lie. This may be inconvenient, but at least you're still yourself mentally. That's pretty rare.

onlyhalfserious February 26 2010, 03:08:43 UTC

...I hope the Admiral avoids that one in the near future. I have much more rational fears than worrying I might reveal my secrets due to his inefficient driving.

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