003 (Voice- think Veruca Salt meets Luna Lovegood.)
[Sark's having the BEST WEEK EVER. First he finds out he's dead, then Alastair makes him his bitch, and now he's a foot shorter, and looks younger than he is, because... Tiny Russian girls look younger. Because I said so.]
The first person who provides me with a bottle of champagne right this moment will receive my undying devotion.
This, Admiral, is not the best way to secure my obedience, in case you were curious.
The first person who provides me with a bottle of champagne right this moment will receive my undying devotion.
This, Admiral, is not the best way to secure my obedience, in case you were curious.