Can we Have a Haiku war??

[onionsarelife]

I Challenge You, Flist
To a Scrappy Haiku War
Can Include Insults.

(syllables are 5, 7, 5 if someone really left a high quality form of poetry out of your education XD)

Comments

[biancathecookie]

I must warn you friend
I will rock your socks at this
So prepare yourself

[onionsarelife]

I woke up this morn
And Guess What I'm still better
Haikus are my bitch.

[biancathecookie]

Soon you will see that
Sadly the haikus are mine
We make love all day

[onionsarelife]

Perhaps, but I am
who they go to to spice up
their crappy sex lives.

*I am constantly amused at how appropriate some of my icons are for this!

[yoursetcetera]

you cannot best me*
I am the haiku master*
bring it on, bi-otch

*not actually true

[teahweah]

This is best. Especially the emphasis in pronunciation on the BI-OTCH.

I don't do haiku, Lana. So, I'm just gonna watch.

[onionsarelife]

You bastardized bitch
Just so it would have two beats
Fucking bitchface whore*

*all insults are in the name of the haiku war so please don't be insulted XD

[part_b]

I am just so great
that I will write this haiku
without much effort.

[onionsarelife]

Next time you write one
Use more effort because that
one sucked really bad.*

*again all insults are in the name of the haiku war XD sorry..haha

[part_b]

You're just saying that
because it took you so long
to write your haiku*

*I understand! lol

[onionsarelife]

Bitch please, I am sick.
Also, need to write paper.
That's why I'm so slow.

[killmotion]

Once upon a time
Sarah turned on the TV
And fell in love, yep.

I know what Haikus are! \0/

[onionsarelife]

Is this supposed to
insult me in some way or
are you just lovesick?

[killmotion]

I have no need for insults;
I seep of awesome.
And, yes, I'm lovesick for TV.

[onionsarelife]

Not only do you
suck at insults you suck at
haiku writing! Ha!

I fear a mild case
of dyslexia hit you
while writing that one.