Can we Have a Haiku war??

[onionsarelife]

I Challenge You, Flist
To a Scrappy Haiku War
Can Include Insults.

(syllables are 5, 7, 5 if someone really left a high quality form of poetry out of your education XD)

Comments

[killmotion]

Once upon a time
Sarah turned on the TV
And fell in love, yep.

I know what Haikus are! \0/

[onionsarelife]

Is this supposed to
insult me in some way or
are you just lovesick?

[killmotion]

I have no need for insults;
I seep of awesome.
And, yes, I'm lovesick for TV.

[onionsarelife]

Not only do you
suck at insults you suck at
haiku writing! Ha!

I fear a mild case
of dyslexia hit you
while writing that one.

[killmotion]

... o_O" << eye twich

Damn it. I swear that rhird line was 7 syllabes in my head whenI wrote it. Shiiiiiitake. I used to be good at them. Oh well you win.