fic: [hanchul] ten steps to getting out of an SM 'slave contract' without really trying

[onespringday]

title: ten steps to getting out of an SM 'slave contract' without really trying (this is the downfall of kim heechul)
author: briy
pairing: broken hanchul
rating: R (cursing, non-explicit sex)
genre: how-to stories, angst
summary: heechul is like paris hilton in one very important way.  

Comments

[pregnantcigar]

oh God. reading.

[pregnantcigar]

oh my God. I haven't--haven't read them like this in so long. so long. listening to this right now. this will not be coherent. the last line - he had to fall in order to even the playing field. it's okay to call him back because they've both done things to be ashamed about now. Heechul has always been awful at self-preservation.

how do I love thee? I can't even count the ways. first of all, so much, so so much beautiful canon. your words carried me away to a place where I didn't doubt, I let them happen in front of me, all over again, for the first time. people say this a lot, but I am so tempted to repeat line after line back at you and explain why it's all so right. and true. there was no break. you didn't even let me take a breath! just punch after punch. seriously. I thought there would be lulls, but there were none.

mourn in unstereotypical ways as well, ways that only you and your cats know about. this can go on as long as it needs to. the years you have spent crafting this personality will come in handy now, and this stage

[pregnantcigar]

also I'd like you to know that I was determined to not check LJ or anything kpop-related for the next month until you replied to that comment! damn you!! but no I am so happy you did. seriously, thank you.

[onespringday]

i thought it might be odd to bug you on thanskgiving, but i figured since i wrote it with you in mind, i couldn't risk you not seeing it. :D

[ink_river10]

I have no coherent words for this. When you sent this to me this morning, I literally had to get up and get a class of water because I was so overwhelmed with the images and visions this fic brought.

You have Heechul NAILED, my dear. This just shows me yet another reason you are my best friend! I want every HanChul shipper to read this. Especially the last line: finally text him back

*dies*

*hugs you a millionth time*

[followurdestiny]

askfsoiejfjeaf... HanChul ♥ and everything just ♥

[onespringday]

incoherency, i like it. :D

thank you! love your icon...

[ukekyu]

The only thing I have to say...

"What a fucked-up plan!"

.____.

>>but I love the way you wrote it XD <3

[onespringday]

lol, i didn't think of it that way, but yes, i may need a disclaimer, because i do not actually recommend that anyone really use this 10-step program to get out of their contract. it is quicker that a lawsuit, perhaps.

thank you for the comment! :D

[onespringday]

also, that picture on your journal of hanchul behind the fan makes me go all wibbly inside.

[ukekyu]

Oh, you mean this 8D...

^^

[ranwae]

this was epic and prection and i want to hug you and shake your hand at the same time. this is just sooo heenim its like he wrote it himself.

thanks luv ♥ i needed this :3

[onespringday]

~hugs and shakes your hand back~ :D

is it obvious from this fic that i am also hostile to geng? lol, i just read your last journal entry and i'm all, agree: ergh, i feel awful for your suffering, but why must you also ruin things for zhou mi and henry? i just got my ss2 dvd, and i jumped for joy and squeed aloud when henry suddenly burst out between fighting eunhae with his violin. he is adorable, and zhou mi is tall, and geng, you killed sj-m.

i mean, i'm sad he broke hanchul, but i'm more sad he broke sj-m, because they are amazing. (but they're going to have a comeback?)

lol, then again, that entry was from july, so you may no longer be shunning geng. why does he also have to be adorable gross argh. but watching him sing blue tomorrow is now fury-making, because srsly, you are the one who left jerkface.

/rant

Thank you so much for the comment! prection is the ultimate compliment. kaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. :D

[ranwae]

adjhfajdh your reply was so adorable :3

i didn't really get the hostile geng vibes from the fic, i was really just enjoying a "glimpse" if you will of what has probably been going on in heenim's head all this time (hopefully sans the underage fucking and the sextape....though i wouldn't mind suju getting out of any slave contracts lol XD). my new stance on geng though is that i will forgive him once SJM officially releases a new album. this seems like a possibility in the future since zhoumi has been saying things about an album and a comeback and they do have that BMF thing :) i know Geng was an important part of SJM coughfreakingLEADERefff but i would be disappointed if SJM went down without a fight, ya know. They lost one admittedly important :-/ member but there are 6 of the most talented and wonderful people left and they really deserve another go at this.

/ugh ranting too >_i wasn't kidding abt needing this fic too. i've been rather worried about heenim's lack of tweets lately so i was really starting to wonder if anything

[ranwae]

oh i really can't listen to blue tomorrow anymore without blubbering T_T i read the meaning of the song and it hits to freaking close to home they are such pros for not just bursting into tears every time they sing it T_T

i really enjoyed the SS2 DVD because i saw how SS2 should have been sans all the shit hitting the fan. I saw SS2 here in manila (i have spazzy entries on those if ur interested lol) and watching the dvd, i was just transported to how things were. Glad they kept all the vtrs intact. we got geng-less vtr's which, while i was already MEH at him at the time, still kind of sucked :-/