title: ten steps to getting out of an SM 'slave contract' without really trying (this is the downfall of kim heechul)
author: briy
pairing: broken hanchul
rating: R (cursing, non-explicit sex)
genre: how-to stories, angst
summary: heechul is like paris hilton in one very important way.
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(this is the downfall of kim heechul) )
this was my first hanchul, actually. i've half-assedly written some kyumin, but up until today i mostly just came up with interesting ideas and then talked about them on the phone with ink_river, because that's so much less work. lol.
but i woke up at 5am this morning thinking 'heechul sex tape,' plotted it in my head on the interstate, and then proceeded to ignore my mother for an hour and a half to write and edit this. because i kept being like, no, i should totally reference kyuhyun's accident too. this needs a tasteless olympic scandal joke. can i incorporate the word extradite, and a CEO slap? i was worried it was bordering on the ridiculous when heechul was teaching sorry sorry, but i needed some light-heartedness in the face of a possible group break up. (damn! i could have referenced the epic chopstick throwing of EHB! lol.)
thank you ever so much for taking the hiatus from the hiatus to read it and for the kind words. makes it totally worthwhile. :D
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aw man do not dare diminish this by making it seem accidental or any less than what it is -- you are a true Gryffindor (by which I mean hanchul fan)! IT WAS IN YOU ALL ALONG. I'm honored to have inspired any part of this, and lol at you talking about this with ink_river :D :D :D that's so cute.
no way, thank you. ♥ Happy Thanksgiving!!
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