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[hasasoul]

[Welcome to Caritas. It's a classy, dimly lit karaoke bar. Now it appears to be empty, except for some freaky green demon guy singing love ballads while Angel and a tiny blonde girl in a red dress slow dance and whisper sweet nothings to each other. You can kind of pick up something about him killing her but her being "over it," and a few mutters

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[waterfell]

Ami doesn't really go to bars. Karaoke, however, she does, even now - though she tends to avoid Crown where the senshi used to have their meeting place.

She ignores the couple, and instead rummages through the available songs.

[hasasoul]

[The switch from Lorne to some girl is enough to make Angel take his attention off Darla and back to the stage for a second, but then Darla grabs him by the chin and redirects his mouth to her mouth. And he's ... not going to complain about that.]

[waterfell]

[Ami chooses a song - was it there a moment ago? whether it's the dream or just Ami herself, it's there now at least - and waits her turn patiently.]

[slayerpreferred]

[Buffy really wishes this place wouldn't show her these things. She's making a pretty intense ewwww face when she spots them, and she decides dream beer to the face is better than no beer at all.]

[hasasoul]

[SCREAMS HE SEES BUFFY IN THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND HIS ENTIRE LIFE IS RUINED. THIS IS THE WORST WET DREAM COCKBLOCK EVER.

He shoves Darla away and runs over to her.]

Buffy, I can explain. Just let me-- [Oh hey Darla followed after him and his clinging to him like an evil dream succubus.]

[slayerpreferred]

You don't need to explain. [She says, calmly getting up and smoothing out her shirt before - DECKING DARLA IN THE NOSE. Because we're all adults here, right?]

[hasasoul]

[Darla dramatically flies across the room. And doesn't come back because this is more important to Angel's life rn.]

I thought we both moved on.

[knowmypurpose]

[Eww, eww, eww. Why was this happening. Why did she have to walk in on this of all things.]

What is it with you and blondes anyways?

[hasasoul]

[SCREAMS WHAT THE FUCK. He pulls away from Darla to ... be scandalized.]

Nothing! None of your business!

[knowmypurpose]

It sure as hell didn't look like nothing! It looked like a whole lot of something, in fact.

[hasasoul]

You're not supposed to be here!

[askedtobe]

[ Sitting at the bar, Peter'd been staring at the couple until they'd started making out and then it was just too much. Why is he always... dateless. Yeah, okay, fine, he's not alone, but he hasn't had the making out kind of a relationship since he can't even remember when.

Which is why he's going to drown his life in beer and pretzels. ]

[hasasoul]

[Darla sees Peter and decides it would be fun to leave Angel and get her flirtychans on. She's up in his face like "you come here often? :* " And Angel is behind her just ... staring with sad broken puppy eyes. DO THE RIGHT THING, PETER.]

[askedtobe]

[ For maybe part of a millisecond he's all ready to try to woo this tiny blonde woman until he.... realizes that this was the same chick that was making out with the other guy. And after that, he suddenly becomes a lot more enamored with the pretzels, and the story that his girlfriend is back home with her friends and he wanted to give them space, and look Angel, he's trying his hardest. ]

[hasasoul]

[Darla gets annoyed and goes away. She has other shit to do, ok. Maybe she's going to go sing a song now. Whatever, Darla. Angel takes a seat next to Peter and looks at the pretzels curiously. It's not like this is real life, so ... ]

Are you gonna finish those?

[moonlit_voice]

[Sin was rather enjoying flitting around this big dream world to see what was going on with everyone. And one thing he hadn't seen yet was a romance. So when he spots the couple making out he decides to... well watch them. Perhaps with a slightly creepy grin on his face. Not that he's trying to be creepy but it was so romantic, and anyway they were too wrapped up in each other to notice the strange Spirit off to the side, right?]

[hasasoul]

[Wrong. After awhile the feeling of someone watching him make out is ... really distracting. He turns his head to look at Sin.]

Do you need something?

[moonlit_voice]

[The grin faded back to a smile as the man spoke to him. Oops. Looks like he wasn't being as secretive as he had first thought. He gave a leisurely wave towards him.] No, no. Carry on. Don't worry about me.

[hasasoul]

It's hard to carry on with the audience watching.