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[hasasoul]

[Welcome to Caritas. It's a classy, dimly lit karaoke bar. Now it appears to be empty, except for some freaky green demon guy singing love ballads while Angel and a tiny blonde girl in a red dress slow dance and whisper sweet nothings to each other. You can kind of pick up something about him killing her but her being "over it," and a few mutters

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[slayerpreferred]

[Buffy really wishes this place wouldn't show her these things. She's making a pretty intense ewwww face when she spots them, and she decides dream beer to the face is better than no beer at all.]

[hasasoul]

[SCREAMS HE SEES BUFFY IN THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND HIS ENTIRE LIFE IS RUINED. THIS IS THE WORST WET DREAM COCKBLOCK EVER.

He shoves Darla away and runs over to her.]

Buffy, I can explain. Just let me-- [Oh hey Darla followed after him and his clinging to him like an evil dream succubus.]

[slayerpreferred]

You don't need to explain. [She says, calmly getting up and smoothing out her shirt before - DECKING DARLA IN THE NOSE. Because we're all adults here, right?]

[hasasoul]

[Darla dramatically flies across the room. And doesn't come back because this is more important to Angel's life rn.]

I thought we both moved on.

[slayerpreferred]

Moved... on. Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? With Darla? You call that moving on?

[hasasoul]

Oh, like that ... Riley guy is any better!

[slayerpreferred]

Riley's gone, Angel. I'm not making out with him in my dreams, as you can see.

[hasasoul]

Well, it'd be weird if you were making out with him in my dream. Since it's kind of my dream.

[slayerpreferred]

I guess it is. [starts backing away from him.] Sorry for intruding/i>.

[hasasoul]

No, Buffy, wait ...

[slayerpreferred]

[stupid comma key nrrgh. Buffy stops since. Well. It's Angel. And she's Buffy.]

Waiting.

[hasasoul]

[w/e that key can suck your dick.]

I'm sorry. About Darla. Can't we ... start over? I thought your dream was really nice.

[slayerpreferred]

[She softens a little. She can't help it. And can Angel really help... what he dreams about.]

It was a nice dream, [she agrees, taking a step toward him.] Why Darla? Why now?

[hasasoul]

[It's not a nice dream now that Buffy's dead >:( but we'll pretend. yeeeeahhhh dream power]

I don't know. I've been thinking of her a lot lately.

[slayerpreferred]

That sounds... omen-y. [frown.]

[hasasoul]

I didn't think so. I thought it sounded more like me missing Darla. For some reason.