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[oneminutemaze]

[ Ariadne's network device is pointed out the window, where a green pig has settled into a fort made out of wood planking. As it records, a random passerby scoops up a red bird and throws it directly at the fort. She moves away from the window, pointing the camera at her face, before anyone can see what score he got the damage. ]In case anyone's

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[saidrepent]

If anyone does try, let me know. [They'll have words.]

[oneminutemaze]

[ She's surprised -- why does Raymond care? But she nods, accepting it. ] Sure.

[saidrepent]

[That's a good question, isn't it?] Good.

You got it checked out after that last curse?

[oneminutemaze]

Yeah. He was fine, just scared. [ She reaches a finger into the cage to stroke Waffle's feathers. ]

... Not to seem impolite, but... Is there a reason you're so concerned?

[azhdarchidae]

This is just ridiculous. You should see it from the air.

[She sounds amused.]

[oneminutemaze]

How big are the forts getting?

[ Pause. ]

And no one's tried to throw you, have they?

[azhdarchidae]

Some are pretty elaborate, but visibility's not what it could be, with the snow coming down.

Oh, I'd like to see someone try.

[oneminutemaze]

I guess getting closer might be a bad idea, huh?

[ She laughs. ]

I'm sure they wouldn't know what they were in for.

[ v i d e o ]

[pyromatique]

You Kitty or Ariadne?

[ v i d e o ]

[oneminutemaze]

Ariadne.

And if we've met before, I don't remember.

[ v i d e o ]

[pyromatique]

Yeah, I figured as much. Eames and Arthur still around?

[ v i d e o ]

[oneminutemaze]

Yeah. [ Pause. ] ... Well, Arthur is. Eames is missing.

[greding]

Did you need me to lay down some protective charms, love?

[oneminutemaze]

Do you have protective charms against bird tossing?

[greding]

Not specifically. I could do a spell that would make anyone but you who tries touching your bird very, very sorry.

[oneminutemaze]

[ There's a moment of consideration. ] ... How sorry?

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[duplicitas]

Your bird must be having almost a hard a time of it as you.

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[oneminutemaze]

Luckily no one has come in here.

Yet.

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[duplicitas]

I don't see how they would dare. Your usual array of white knights are in attendance.

[ natasha sounds somewhat amused. ]

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[oneminutemaze]

[ There's a startled laugh -- Ariadne's never thought of them like that before. ]

I guess having a lot of male roommates does have a plus side.