[ Ariadne's network device is pointed out the window, where a green pig has settled into a fort made out of wood planking. As it records, a random passerby scoops up a red bird and throws it directly at the fort. She moves away from the window, pointing the camera at her face, before anyone can see what score he got the damage. ]
In case anyone's missed it, we're suddenly in the middle of a pig-versus-bird war.
[ She's moving now, heading over to her desk and the caged
bird sitting nearby. ]
If anyone is thinking about trying to throw my bird? Stop.
[ Of course, she's wearing red, just like some of those birds. Maybe she ought to be worried about someone trying to pick up and throw her. ]
((ooc: Forward dated to in the morning!))